Monticello

Just a house filled with savages

[Monticello @Monticello_2016]

Coming soon, a $1.2 million new Monticello

[Monticello @Monticello_2016]

Open up the history books because we are about to make an entry #goodbyecello

[Monticello @Monticello_2016]

I'm still standing somehow.

[Monticello @Monticello_2016]

Today should be a holiday #FallFormalFriday

[Monticello @Monticello_2016]

After party in 30 min

[Monticello @Monticello_2016]

"I was taking a piss off the roof like a normal person, when all of a sudden, I accidentally started pissing on my pledge son" @matt_barkes

[Joe Hague @JoeHague_Hague]

Best part of Homecoming is all the Ole boys coming home to @Monticello_2016

[doreedo1420 @doreedo1420]

@ClayTravis You worked hard at band? Who cares? I spend hours jerking off, doesn't mean I should do it on the field at halftime.

[Monticello @Monticello_2016]

Monday mornings here at 'Cello

[ZkTckr @saksucker]

The goat is back. #BradysBack

[Monticello @Monticello_2016]

Go outside and feel how nice it is, then you tell me I'm not drunk right now

[Joe Hague @JoeHague_Hague]

Caught @Haywood229 watching Hannah Montana today had to give him some tissues because he was so sad about how Miley has changed

[Joe Hague @JoeHague_Hague]

Lola double dog dared me to take a picture with Spike!

[Monticello @Monticello_2016]

Our new softball trophy will look great in the new Monticello.

[Monticello @Monticello_2016]

I hear my boys really stocked some wood at the softball tourney today #daydrink

[Monticello @Monticello_2016]

Looks like we're making a dent in the Monticello renovations fund with all the gold the softball team brought home today #ChampionsAgain

[Monticello @Monticello_2016]

@foureleven_2016 I appreciate the hospitality, but we're good. Next time I'll holler for ya

[Monticello @Monticello_2016]

A guy tried robbing @JL0adingg's car, but Hoop and Haywood were able to chase him down and turn him in. Don't mess with Cello.

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

BREAKING: Patriots unknown 3rd stringer Dom Grady who will replace injured Jimmy G.

[Monticello @Monticello_2016]

Well the house next to me has 4 kegs and I have one. Looks like we have another classic Jefferson day drink on our hands.