BA$EDTREL

THANKS UGLY GOD

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Breaking: Eagles are signing two-time Pro-Bowl selection Jalen Carter to a four-year, $152 million extension worth up to $160 million, including $106 million guaranteed that now makes him the highest-paid defensive tackle in NFL history, per his agents Drew and Jason Rosenhaus.

Carter now will be under contract to the Eagles through the 2031 season.

[Darius Slay @bigplay24slay]

Yea buddy tripping😂😂 yall ain’t stand a chance! How u go talk like that and we took the starters out 😂. Could’ve put 50 on them boys frfr.

[tom stakes @tomstakes]

Life as an Eagles doubter since 2020 😭

[Philly Dawgs @PHLDawgs]

Switching from defending AJ Brown to defending Jalen Hurts

[Crash Dummies Podcast @CrashDummiesPod]

Me to the bartender after he cuts me off

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

@blacktwiterthrd This got me crying 😭

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Maxx Crosby pulling up to Baltimore

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

God is good 🙏🏾

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

The hard way

[Lumen @LumenX_]

Please God.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Thread the needle

[DRUSKI @druski]

That Guy who is just Proud to be AMERICAN🇺🇸

[Rondo Shai Gil Alexander @JankyRondo]

NAHHHHHH AJ IS A REAL ONE

GAME WORNNNN

[DRUSKI @druski]

That guy who ONLY comes to the club to Dance 😂😭😭😭

[Las Vegas Raiders @Raiders]

Keep on pushing 😤

#RaiderNation

[Lane Johnson @LaneJohnson65]

Hate us cause they ain't us! 🗣

[PlaqueBoyMaxUpdates @PlaqueReport]

Len - Magnum (prod. krager + sauceproducedit + twenty16)

Engineered by Max (In the Booth)

[NFL @NFL]

Eagles, LB Zack Baun agree on a 3-year, $51M contract with $34M guaranteed. (via @RapSheet)

[Nick Piccone @_piccone]

EXCITING WHITES