Heather

[UNANSWERED VERSES @rapsunanswered]

Has anyone called 911 or is Shawty still burning on the dance floor?

[Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe]

"She looks like she'd be really easy to fool."

- Men

[Heather @Montoyamadness]

#beeroclock #5oclocksomewhere

[Heather @Montoyamadness]

#gameface #cosmorun #7k #motherdaughter @ Cosmo7k https://t.co/X39eZ1QYPH

[Heather @Montoyamadness]

#kickboxing #kickingmyownass #fitness #whoknewmyarmslookedsogood https://t.co/0J4ylxSIz7

[Heather @Montoyamadness]

When @b_r_a_n_d_e_e asked me if I wanted breakfast; breakfast=coffee, lunch=food, dinner=wine. This is how I stay young, skinny, and bitchy

[Heather @Montoyamadness]

#myfuturessobrightigottawearshades part2 #beer @ Paddy's Bar & Grill https://t.co/V2Nb9K3DGY

[Heather @Montoyamadness]

#goodmorning #waterfront #pdx #ilovethiscity https://t.co/EpwgrI6POy

[Heather @Montoyamadness]

When the bestie comes to town I get twitter painted 😍😍 #love #mygirl #friends

[Heather @Montoyamadness]

#writtingonthewall #truth #wine #pdx @ Paddy's Bar & Grill https://t.co/XblDBcf3Yw

[Sex Rules @SexRuIes]

When they come up behind you and wrap their arms around your waist.

[Sex Rules @SexRuIes]

Sex before bed = Best sleep ever

[Heather @Montoyamadness]

Parallel parked perfectly the first try today. WITHOUT power steering. Youngest says, " you parallel parked like a boss, mom" #mykidskillme

[Heather @Montoyamadness]

@farrahbrandy don't do that to yourself!

[Donna T @sweetg35]

I'm exactly where i want to be!!

People at bars.

[Heather @Montoyamadness]

#beerart #doubletrouble @ White Owl Social Club https://t.co/gWryJIidWb

[Heather @Montoyamadness]

#beerart @ White Owl Social Club https://t.co/S02ivm7OE3

[Heather @Montoyamadness]

#movingforward https://t.co/Y9Hs7gh1Gl