Montréal Simp

Obedient, respectful and experienced paying sub seeking to be of use to Montréal Princesses and Their Boyfriends
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[Montréal Simp @MontrealSimp]

I'm dying to serve Goddess again!

[✦ Onira ✦ @GoddessOnira]

Today I made this lucky simp @MontrealSimp kneel in the store and help me try on new boots before draining his wallet

Then I made him fetch my diner at timeout market

I have tons of videos.

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

Who’ll pay for this blood?

9PM, @NDTV

[Emily Wilding Davison🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Wommando]

Vickrum Digwa’s brother, Gurpreet Digwa, 27, lied to police that Henry Nowak hadn’t been stabbed and had racially attacked his brother, perverting the course of justice.

Police also recorded him conspiring with Vickrum in a police car.

Six months later, he was arrested on multiple weapons charges and is currently on bail.

Meanwhile, Reece Robinson, 21, threw two stones at the Southampton police protest, hitting no one, and was jailed for 2 years and 1 month within 7 days.

[Mike Kobe 🪶 @Lawton_Braves]

Natives need to bear firmly in mind that if the demographics of this nation wildly vary from the traditional white majority, it won't be some great development for us.

It will be the opposite. We share a history with the whites, good and bad, but it's behind us now. The whites like and admire us, and as little as some of us want to admit it, they have helped us enormously.

The newcomers don't give a damn about us. We have no history with Pakistanis or Afghans or whoever. They are coming to conquer, that's it.

If we don't stand with the whites, we will fall together. It's that simple.

[Indian Tintin @IndianTintin_]

On my overseas trips I see jetas are either pure veg or they eat everything including beef. Nothing in between. I think this will be the norm in a century. I sincerely believe vegetarianism is what holds jetas back from eating beef. It is the only part of the religion they believe.

[IT Guy @T3chFalcon]

This is not the first time.

2023: UK passes the Online Safety Bill. Signal threatens to leave. Meta threatens to pull WhatsApp. the government backs down.

2026: same government, new prime minister, same bill, different name. Keir Starmer gives Apple and Google 3 months to scan every device in the country or face criminal charges against their executives.

Signal's president Meredith Whittaker, on the BBC, yesterday:

"we would absolutely 100% walk rather than ever undermine the trust that people place in us."

not a maybe. 100%.

UK government ministers use Signal.

civil servants use Signal.

law enforcement officers use Signal.

the people writing the law that would break encryption use the app whose encryption they are trying to break. for their own sensitive communications.

they want a backdoor in your Signal.

not theirs.

and one more thing. this doesn't stay in the UK. Australia already has encryption-weakening laws. the EU has been debating the same measures. the Five Eyes alliance has pushed for backdoors for years. France tried it last year. Sweden is next.

every country watching this fight will use the outcome to justify their own demands.

what happens in London doesn't stay in London.

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

Never forget what they’re sending young men off to die for

[Mr. Reply Guy @GenericSnarky]

I'm reclaiming that cringe libertarian picture (if you know you know)

Remember, don't let them trick you into hating your blue collar brothers or your white collar brothers

[Deity Demeter - Findom 🏛️🏺🌾 @itsdeitydemeter]

“I’m too short and no girls want me”

it must suck to watch all your taller guy friends get the girls when you guys go out to bars

going home alone every friday night must be so humiliating

just reinforcing every week that you aren’t enough 🤭

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

“We need to have a conversation about race in America”

The conversation:

[Bella 🫦 @GoddessBellll]

Not just your wallet, your attention, your control. We take it all without asking twice. So are you ready to fall into line beta?

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Trump’s price increases over the last year:

Gasoline: +41%
Airline fare: +27%
Energy: +24%
Tobacco: +8%
Fruits & veggies: +6%
Car repair: +6%
Clothing: +5%

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Don't let her fool you, she for sure loves it

😏

[Jakeup @myhandle]

know the Claude rules

[Bella 🫦 @GoddessBellll]

That alpha couple turning your humiliation kink into a full time financial commitment…

[Slaytherina @SlaytherinaX]

emotional support while I noob myself into the story mode of Tekken 8 ✨

[princess hailey 🕷️june 5!!✨ @servehailey]

me & my handsome man ;)

I love having a man i can wear 6inch heels & he’s still bigger than me :)

I know you shrimpy white boys know it could never be you…

thats why your worshipping his bbc and wishing it could be you, cuck🤭

Lol my heels alone are bigger than you 😭

[𝒜𝓁𝒾𝓃𝒶 @AllForAlina]

people are really out there suffering in boring office jobs while I’m getting paid to play online board games and gossip with silly boys online