Monty

like a quarter with 20 cent

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[Monty @MontyBoomin]

One thing they don’t tell you about being an adult is that you kinda just accumulate lighters?

I am not nor have I ever been a lighter thief they kinda just find there way to me

[Monty @MontyBoomin]

Black Ops 2 PS5 port, a Spider-Man movie about to hit theaters? Close enough. Welcome back, 2012

[Monty @MontyBoomin]

Nothing pisses me off more than walking to the train and passing what is clearly a remote worker otw home from the gym about to do 23 minutes of work the whole day for triple my salary

[Monty @MontyBoomin]

I have garnered a not insignificant amount of joy the last few days thinking about how Spider-Man would be reacting to the Knicks championship

[Monty @MontyBoomin]

To all those who are afraid of big cities and spent weeks touting that deranged fans would burn the city down if the Knicks won the finals: I regret to inform you that you were wrong and I now still have had to go into my stupid fucking job this morning

[Monty @MontyBoomin]

And fuck the spurs in general

[cora @derhausputz]

people will tell you you shouldn’t be scared of cycling in the city and then say they’ve been hit by a car 6 times

[Monty @MontyBoomin]

Fuck Wemby

[Monty @MontyBoomin]

@heiligecora Lord praise the New York Knicks I am safe for one more night

[Monty @MontyBoomin]

“You don’t have to pull just hold my wheel” brother that still requires me to pedal and I bonked 10 miles ago

[Monty @MontyBoomin]

@heiligecora In my Defense:

[Monty @MontyBoomin]

Spider-Man Noir is a Socialist btw

[Monty @MontyBoomin]

- Move to Brooklyn
- Make cycling my entire personality again
- Drink enough High Life to single handedly keep Molson Coors in business
- Lose 45 pounds
- ????
- Profit

[Monty @MontyBoomin]

I have put an immense amount of brain power into trying to decide if I like Dead Kennedys or their singer’s voice annoys the hell outta me

[Monty @MontyBoomin]

Grok can you make my children respect me?

[Monty @MontyBoomin]

Claude can you fuck my wife for me

[Monty @MontyBoomin]

I will never forgive the NYC Government for capping the speed on Gray Citibikes

[Monty @MontyBoomin]

Even simply typing out the word “Claude” makes me feel like the biggest loser in the world how do people proudly say they used AI for anything?

[Monty @MontyBoomin]

Somebody take my box cutter away I can’t stop cropping tee shirts