Monty

I'm just relaying what the voice in my head is saying; don't shoot the messenger

[Monty @MontyTweeet]

Car insurance £1000 🙄🙄

[Mark @markchopperbolt]

@KAHALA123Y Plot twist…He’s probably drilling your sister…

[Javier Milei @JMilei]

FESTEJO MUNDIAL
Dada la inquietud sobre los festejos por el logro alcanzado por la Selección Argentina, comunico a la población que, en función de lo que decidan los Jugadores y el Cuerpo Técnico respecto al día para celebrar, el mismo será declararado feriado nacional.

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

What about the genocidal Israeli Defence Forces?

[Monty @MontyTweeet]

Is an ref from Argentina a good idea here?

[FIFA @FIFAcom]

The match officials for @FIFAWorldCup match 97 have been appointed. 🤝

[Nuel @LfcNuel]

🚨🗣️ José Mourinho on FIFA overturning Folarin Balogun's red card following Donald Trump's intervention:

"Everyone is acting so shocked today. Everyone is crying about politics and Donald Trump making phone calls to Gianni Infantino to change the rules. But why are we surprised? The integrity of this tournament was thrown in the trash in the very first week.

All this started when FIFA let Lionel Messi escape a clear red card for a studs-up challenge. When you decide that the rules do not apply to the poster boy, you open the door for everyone else. If the referee's monitor can be ignored for Argentina's captain to protect the brand, why can't a suspension be ignored for the United States President?

Folarin Balogun gets a red card, Trump makes a call, and suddenly FIFA finds a magic 'Article 27' to let him play against Belgium. It is a circus. We are no longer watching a World Cup, we are watching a political reality show where the rulebook is just a suggestion based on who you are and who is watching."

[Belgian Red Devils @BelRedDevils]

Overturn this. 🧏‍♂️ #USABEL

[Joseph S Blatter @SeppBlatter]

Red cards are not overturned by political phone calls. They are overturned by rules, evidence and independent bodies. If a U.S. President intervenes with the FIFA President — and a player is suddenly cleared before a World Cup knockout match — the question is unavoidable: Quo vadis, FIFA?

Football must never become a playground for political power. #FIFA #WorldCup #GianniInfantino #DonaldTrump

[Bosnian Football @BosniaNTBall]

Just end the torunament now. This is disgraceful! #FIFAWorldCup

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Uefa criticises "unjustifiable" Fifa decision to suspend red card ban for US World Cup star Folarin Balogun, saying "integrity of football at stake" https://t.co/hwDR55vO5N

[Manchester United @ManUtd_ID]

Tegakkan kepalamu, Amad. Kamu sudah membuat Pantai Gading bangga. 🇨🇮

Selamat beristirahat dan sampai jumpa lagi. ❤️

[Monty @MontyTweeet]

How the hell did he not give a penalty there?

[Monty @MontyTweeet]

Yep. Still remember Brazil beating England 2002 in primary school

[Dan @001Oxygen]

Are there people on this app who have Watched more than 4 world cups ?

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Kids will get you locked up.

A lil girl in my son’s class told her teacher that she takes baths with her uncle.

So of course, they did their investigation.

Tell me why the uncle is 2 years old.

[Monty @MontyTweeet]

Ngl if you're going to riot then this is the way to do it. Looks cinematic!

[Omne Europa @neolatyno]

The battle of Hogwarts in Paris as we speak

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We miss our final penalty.

PSG - ✅✅❌✅✅
Arsenal - ✅❌✅✅❌

[Monty @MontyTweeet]

Wait - he undone the underwear of a random stranger and his parents were more worried about him getting slapped in return?

The parents should have added a slap on for good measure.

Who the f sees their kid do that and thinks
"Hmm lets balance what each person did here?"

[Deport Foreign Criminals @peterstopcrime]

Anonymous:

Anonymous: This week, I was at a water park with my family when a teenager untied the top of my bikini from behind, as a "prank." I turned around and slapped him hard.

I'm 32 years old. I was in the shallow pool with my daughter, trying to teach her how to swim, when I suddenly felt someone yank sharply on the strings of my swimsuit.

Before I could even understand what was happening, the fabric came loose. I turned around and saw this boy, about 16 or 17 years old, standing there. He had a disgusting smirk on his face, holding the strings of my bikini in his hand, and laughing with his buddies like he'd just pulled off the prank of the year.

I didn't even think. My hand hit his cheek before my brain could catch up. It was a really hard slap. His smirk vanished instantly. He stumbled back, both hands on his face, while his friends went dead silent.

And then the yelling started. His parents appeared out of nowhere. His mother started screaming that I'd "assaulted a child." His father threatened to call the police. He called me a "hysterical woman" and said I had no right to hit a minor.

The security guards and lifeguards rushed over. The boy's parents demanded I be arrested for assault and battery. They said they were going to press charges and called me a "violent woman" who had "no right" to touch their son.

I told them to check the surveillance cameras. The angle that shows how he grabbed the top of my swimsuit. They should go question the witnesses: my husband, Julien, saw it; another mother saw it too.

I told the parents clearly: if they wanted to press charges against me for the slap, I'd press charges against their son for sexual harassment. For stripping me in front of my daughter and complete strangers, and for touching me without my consent.

We were all asked to leave the pool. I was sitting in the car, shaking and humiliated, clutching my top tightly closed against me, while my husband drove home in silence.

Then he finally said: "Did you really have to hit him that hard? He's just a kid. You probably could've just yelled. Now we might end up with charges against us."

Just a kid. A kid who thought it was funny to half-strip a woman in public. A kid whose parents have clearly taught him that a woman's body is a playground for "stupid jokes."

Am I wrong for reacting with my hands instead of words when a stranger yanked on my clothes to expose me? And for refusing to apologize for defending my dignity in front of my daughter?

[Monty @MontyTweeet]

So in 1970, in Austria, this guy's parents thought
"Hmm whats a really memorable name? I know!..."

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Adolf Hütter is the new Frankfurt head coach!

[Oliver Hawthorn @AVFCOliver]

TNT using their Champions League final build up to let comedians plug their content.

The golden days of the ITV coverage have never felt further away.

#ChampionsLeagueFinal

[Monty @MontyTweeet]

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