Ben Montgomery 🌲

Lawn Squatch, LLC

[Ben Montgomery 🌲 @Monty_007__]

I used to be legit. In fact, I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. But now I’m not legit. I’m un-legit. And for that reason I must quit.

[Northeastern State Men’s Basketball @RiverHawksMBB]

The Northeastern State community lost a great ambassador this morning in Dr. Jack Dobbins.

Dr. Dobbins spent 50 years at Northeastern State first as a student-athlete, coach, teacher, and athletic director.

His legacy lives on through the countless lives he impacted.

[Ben Montgomery 🌲 @Monty_007__]

Imagine being friends with Mario. You're just expected to have a go kart track in your house already

[Ben Montgomery 🌲 @Monty_007__]

@kingcorn_74 Their natural prey is the cow udder. Like a parasite really. One cat per teat. Horrific to witness

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

I’m sad.

@TpTroubadours

[MJ @morganisawizard]

we’re not advanced enough mentally to be this connected socially

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Report: Biden Wasn’t Checking Watch, Just Making Sure There Was No Blood Left On His Hands https://t.co/2iYrDORxgT

[Ben Montgomery 🌲 @Monty_007__]

@TheTurkeyMagnet At that point there's just going to be 2 casualties. Better just leave me

[Ben Montgomery 🌲 @Monty_007__]

Would you trust an 80 pound, high school sophomore to save you from drowning? Cuz the local pool sure does

[Ben Montgomery 🌲 @Monty_007__]

They're becoming self aware

[Ben Montgomery 🌲 @Monty_007__]

Snapchat should have a "3 years ago from bad memories" option

[Ben Montgomery 🌲 @Monty_007__]

White bread supremacy

[Ben Montgomery 🌲 @Monty_007__]

Facebook simply doesn't believe in punctuation.

[Ben Montgomery 🌲 @Monty_007__]

The reason we can't find a bigfoot body is because the average lifespan of a sasquatch is around 1 million years. They're still first gen

[Lawrence King @lawrencekingyo]

A Random Reminder that income Tax was supposed to be temporary to help fund the civil war and was promised to be abolished in 1866.....

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Destroyed

[Whiskey Riff @WhiskeyRiff]

Spinnin' this one tonight.

https://t.co/6CIXQisOYV

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Life imitates art.

[Ben Montgomery 🌲 @Monty_007__]

My moped fender came off after 3 sick jumps. Hot rod is unrealistic

[Ben Montgomery 🌲 @Monty_007__]

@kingcorn_74

[Ben Montgomery 🌲 @Monty_007__]

Koe says "Call the doctor, run for the hills"

When I heard "Call doctor Oz for the heals"