The Life and Times of Monty 3129

Trash Trash Trash🐢

[The Life and Times of Monty 3129 @Monty_3129]

I just googled 'apps you can download to get free food'
-AK

[The Life and Times of Monty 3129 @Monty_3129]

If left to my own devices I would be 40 years old
-KH

[The Life and Times of Monty 3129 @Monty_3129]

I'm a sucker for hand towels!
-KB

[The Life and Times of Monty 3129 @Monty_3129]

🎶Whoa we're halfway there🎶
🎶WhoaO living on non-dairy substitute 🎶

[The Life and Times of Monty 3129 @Monty_3129]

What is a bug if not an immigrant?

[The Life and Times of Monty 3129 @Monty_3129]

Other than Jesus Christ in the Bible, the most obvious Christ figure I've ever read
-AK

[The Life and Times of Monty 3129 @Monty_3129]

You don't have to do the science- You just have to BE the science

- Dr. A. King

[The Life and Times of Monty 3129 @Monty_3129]

New year! New us!

[The Life and Times of Monty 3129 @Monty_3129]

Finals Feels from NT:
I'm going to become a Dementor

[The Life and Times of Monty 3129 @Monty_3129]

I'm perched on my nest if sadness -AK

[The Life and Times of Monty 3129 @Monty_3129]

I'm basically algae -KG

[The Life and Times of Monty 3129 @Monty_3129]

I'm doing the cheese juice cleanse- CJ

[The Life and Times of Monty 3129 @Monty_3129]

It's Springtime for the spaghetti farmers -CS quoting the BBC April fool's joke

[Colette Sheaff @OO_Sheaff]

Me: We could be like Laverne and Shirley!
@abby_leigh_king: don't they rob banks?
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me: Thats Thelma and Louise

[Colette Sheaff @OO_Sheaff]

Me: Do I look like the Federal Government to you?
Roommate 1: Yeah kinda
Roommate 2: You know actually you do kinda embody the Federal Government
Roommate 3: I see it

[The Life and Times of Monty 3129 @Monty_3129]

*You* don't have to be on the grid to *drop* things on the grid
-Henry David Thoreau

[The Life and Times of Monty 3129 @Monty_3129]

That'll teach the dead father of Physics!
#TakethatNewton #ObjectInMotion #AtLeastItsNotHealthInsurance

[The Life and Times of Monty 3129 @Monty_3129]

Actual Google Searches:
Are Men Trash?
Is Abby 'the kids these days'?
Cats Near Me

[The Life and Times of Monty 3129 @Monty_3129]

I'm hungry but my mouth's not hungry -AK

[The Life and Times of Monty 3129 @Monty_3129]

.@BarackObama please notice me