Sweetles Artemis Macchiato

[Grant Smith Ellis @GrantSmithEllis]

Arrest Robert Devine.

Arrest John Fanning.

Arrest Brian Tully.

The DOJ is on to you, gentlemen.

Have a wonderful weekend.

[Sweetles Artemis Macchiato @Moocheyebags]

@Bill91212857556 @Trauma_Sturgeon Tells us all we need to know about sturgeon. I’ve been told many other not so nice things about this fishy simp too. Ms. Fish head isn’t so nice come to find out. To release or not? That’s always my quandary. 😉

[Sweetles Artemis Macchiato @Moocheyebags]

Agreed.

[Lawferio @Lawferio]

Gross!! The fuck you did.

I lived in NYC during 9/11. What absolutely fucking tone deaf comment you just made here. That isn’t something to remotely joke about or to draw some off color comparison to.

Little Debbie 🤡 made really thoughtless comments during his Spaces that pissed off people who already questioned his sanity and his sobriety. All for some warped sense of shock value masked in “dramatic gay styling”. Instead of owning it and apologizing to people who he has now isolated from donating any further to his master with whom he is sharing in the upcoming bargain basement show proceeds, Little Deb will continue to gaslight on his stream later as he (albeit poorly) tries to clean up in aisle 8. He should just own his shitbaggery, claw it back honorably, and move forward. He will have a massive crash out this week and sleep for two or three days while his phone goes dead until his fucked up psyche regulates. All the while someone will wonder if he actually is going to show up on Friday.

Little Deb isn’t funny.
People hate him.
Aidan hates him.
But most importantly, he hates himself.

Simp harder.

~Naniel

[Risa @BillerRisa]

@DoctorTurtleboy has done more for Norfolk County in particular than any news outlet has or will ever do in the past, present, and future. And they arrested him for it. Charged him for it. The same things real reporters do every day in other states because challenging law enforcement and the DAs office is not illegal, it’s a first amendment right. They are charging only him as a message that nobody is allowed to question the authorities.

[Sweetles Artemis Macchiato @Moocheyebags]

@DonutsBaga What bunnies are you referring to?

[Sweetles Artemis Macchiato @Moocheyebags]

@prettyxoxo1d Two beautiful people created some horrendously looking spawn. The dirt stache. Ugh gross. All that money just to look like massive junk.

[Messica Jessharto @NahWay48191]

@Bobforapples099 Get your teeth fixed ho

[Kylee K. SNATCHed DONKEY @KYLEEKCOSMOS]

Thought it was a dirt smudge on my screen. Turns out, it’s coming from inside the house Jess squats in. Wrongk kind of squatting, apparently. 🏋️‍♀️👹

This @RekietaLaw replay is great. 🍿 We laughed, Jess fake cried, so naturally, we laughed harder. Excellent programming. 10/10 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

#FuckYou #ForThe
#YellowstoneSpoilers
#Butterball #Bitches
#KevsGonnaGetchaForThat
#KevinCostner #Karma #SameThing #PossiblyWorse
#OldFaithfulWillFuckYouUp
#InAVideoGame #IfItWasntActuallyReal #Everyone #VisitYellowstone #ThatPlaceIsSoBadAss
#LikeBeingOnMars #OrWhatevea
#AlsoInAVideoGame #ButMakeIt #RealLife #JessMachado #LifestyleBrand #VeryMuchInAVideoGame

[Sweetles Artemis Macchiato @Moocheyebags]

@jessmachadoshow @auntiedebbb @queen__valerie_ @themessiestjes Tell TiTi to up her Glp1 dose. Huge hips. Tremendous. You two are bottom heavy. Too bad Jeorgia and Julia inherited that too.

[Bob @BobCromwell77]

Let's Raise Some Funds for TurtleBoy https://t.co/4qKuZUtimU via @YouTube

[Sweetles Artemis Macchiato @Moocheyebags]

YESSSSS IT IS JARRING

[Kylee K. SNATCHed DONKEY @KYLEEKCOSMOS]

The first time I ever saw her bottom half was during the Kelsey Fitzsimmons trial, and the proportions have always been the thing for me. In short, if I were meeting her in person, I’d need to mentally prepare myself so I didn’t subconsciously react. It’s genuinely shocking.

I’m also constantly wondering how she manages to stuff that inner tube into a pair of pants every day against its will. Surely it takes at least a couple of her to get them on. Which makes her marriage to Jeff make perfect sense. He’s basically the exact same model, just with what I’m assuming is a dick.

[Sweetles Artemis Macchiato @Moocheyebags]

I saw this when she actually streamed it, and said to myself ‘whoa maybe she’s not the truth teller I thought she was’.

All processed. All from a bag. All low nutritional value garbage.

[Kylee K. SNATCHed DONKEY @KYLEEKCOSMOS]

@RekietaLaw — the cooking segment is great because it’s solidified a theory I’ve had for a long time now. This bitch can’t cook. This is an act. I don’t believe she bakes every Sunday. She had to read the instructions on that crumble mix, and we’re supposed to believe this is her weekly routine? No.

This is a pathological liar trying to project some kind of tradwife image, as disgusting and sloppy as her representation of it may be.

This is someone who’s gotten big eating processed takeout three times a day, every day. When she actually cooks, it’s a whole production, and everybody’s going to hear about it. Here’s one of those productions, quite literally.

She has no idea what she’s doing, but she’s pretending she does because she’s good at pretending, to an extent. I promise you, baking is not her forte. And why would you even need a crumble mix in the first place? It’s one of the easiest things to make from scratch.

No, dude.

P.S. Spoiler alert, Jess. Cubed, unwashed russet potatoes and peeled sweet potatoes tossed in French onion soup mix for reasons known only to you are not the obvious answer to fish.

Copyright or CopyWRONG? A FAIR USE Discussion Followed By a Fat Woman Co... https://t.co/zDJoGqhDj5 via @YouTube

[Thomas @T30781140Thomas]

@jessmachadoshow , I would argue that’s a shovel not a spoon .

[(MLS) Making Law Simple @MichiganLawShow]

@RekietaLaw can spot the gems in @jessmachadoshow

[Halitosis After Dark @BadGrille]

"No one out here is doing anything like me."

What in the fuck is she doing that is special, interesting, unique, or good?

NOTHING. Just bitching and eating.

An ego as enormous as her girth.

[Sweetles Artemis Macchiato @Moocheyebags]

I’m so here for the NK trashing! Love it!

[AfroNan @Lawferiooo]

Lawferio cheering on the anti KR supporters while trashing NK and Bederow was definitely on my bingo card 😆

[Sweetles Artemis Macchiato @Moocheyebags]

Look at this beer belly! YIKES! Why are you wearing see through shirts?? Horrible

[Sweetles Artemis Macchiato @Moocheyebags]

HAHAHA Jessica Walsh stop trying to throw it to male content creators. They want nothing to do with Messy Jessy the Coor’s Boar 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Messica Jessharto @NahWay48191]

@Bobforapples099 Why is he a what?

[Dirty Outlaw @Blackest_Bart]

Jess (bobsforcocks) …that’s literally all you do is blame others for all your problems you create yourself. You’re screwing your mother over, blast your kids personal business on the internet with no regard for how cruel other kids can be… you save “incriminating” texts and vmail from “friends” just in case… you self admittedly steal from friends,family,churches,good will, you put a dollar first and foremost…above everything else in your life, and then do the most irresponsible things with that dollar lol. (Not paying car payment,mortgage, buying 5$ drinks with whole milk (because creams fattening 😂)
0 self control.