Syngence

certified cool cat

[Sasha @DollNewsNetwork]

The president is doing insider trading, but you all would rather pay attention to transgender people instead.

[Rhythm 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Rhythmauu]

I was born in 2001 and I feel like EVERYTHING has been fucked for me

I don't even care about having my "dream job", I just want a fucking life

[shea // mistymari ceo @hereticbarbie]

no one ever wants to hang out anymore like ik everyone is tired cuz of work and school but like why can't we just sit and watch tv and make occasional commentary or smth. bring back the casual hang not everything has to be A Thing

[Third Worldist Crisprtek @CollapseAnime]

BTW if the Argentinian beef is what Trump acquired it contains chloramphenicol, a powerful antibiotic that can cause aplastic anemia. Aplastic anemia destroys your bone marrow and basically gives you leukemia. I would avoid beef for the next 6 months+ if you're American.

[Luke Guilbeau @sportguyluke]

You’ve had like 100 fucking food recalls in the last 2 weeks alone. Shut the fuck up

[ProphetZac @ZacAintWack]

If you think this is fine you’re a fucking idiot

[bella @etrnalsandglass]

fuck i thought this was just something i picked up from the internet i didn’t realize i lived in the dawg zone

[Abyssal Argonaut @divinetrickr]

It costs $200 to go outside, you’re surveilled the entire time and everyone you meet has this post-Covid social autism where talking to them feels like trying to communicate with a robotic alien and there’s a palpable layer of suspicion around everything

[Syngence @MoodyBoolicious]

@PrecisionSigns1 @Harvie3Culley I was paying 700 for a nice apartment under Biden, that same apartment now under Trump is 1600

[Beyond The Script. @Harvie3Culley]

Stop the bull shit. Under Obama you paid $824 a month for a two bedroom. Under Trump $1700 for one. You idiots are fucking stupid.

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

Jesus Christ, I expanded the tweet and the list is a fucking mile long

[phantom bride @PHANT0MBRlDE]

i learned yesterday that big bend is the certified largest dark sky on earth. this is what they’re destroying. this is what texas is losing, what the world is losing.

[rodrick @randmtwtuser04]

if i were a manager i’d let my employees goof off and dick around while i sit in the back office and abuse substances

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

i don't know how many more $12-16 transactions i have left in me

[Syngence @MoodyBoolicious]

@beyoncegarden I don’t get people’s obsession with “coming out” to their parents like do they really need to know who you’re fuckin ?

[SolarBeam @SolarBeaM2004]

@williamwhite043

[William White @williamwhite043]

why

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

how do i get a higher paying job as a low functioning / useless person