Hokie Doug

Herbivorous. Crepuscular.

[Hokie Doug @MookieDoug]

I feel like this is my masterpiece and I don't care if anyone gets it or not.

[Hokie Doug @MookieDoug]

@AndyBitterVT Over? Or Under?

[Hokie Doug @MookieDoug]

@AndyBitterVT

[Hokie Doug @MookieDoug]

@AndyBitterVT Serious question: who is the 4th string QB?

[Hokie Doug @MookieDoug]

@BullFan07 *checks FSU score*

I see what you’re doing.

[Hokie Doug @MookieDoug]

@BullFan07 Not wasting opportunities to score an extra 3 points here and there might help as well.

[Chris Coleman @ChrisColemanTSL]

He's limping pretty badly and you run him?

[Andy Bitter @AndyBitterVT]

That's one passing, one rushing and one receiving touchdown for Kyron Drones today. #Hokies

[Tom Caron @TomCaron]

What. A. Game. #WorldSeries

[Hokie Doug @MookieDoug]

Good for you Phish.

[Phish: From The Road @Phish_FTR]

SET ONE: Box of Rain

[Wayne K @92Hokie]

I see UVA is celebrating their hot 4-1 start with a "bleacher effect" game.

[Hokie Doug @MookieDoug]

Siri, show me the 80’s:

[Andy Bitter @AndyBitterVT]

This might be an overreaction, but if you use the hotel lobby waffle machine to make CONSECUTIVE plates when there’s clearly a line that’s formed, you should go to prison.

[Hokie Doug @MookieDoug]

@AndyBitterVT “I Remember California” by REM and “California (All the Way)” by Luna are two of my favorite Golden State songs. But I’m an aging 80’s hipster doofus.

[Andy Bitter @AndyBitterVT]

Time is a flat circle. #Hokies

[Hokie Doug @MookieDoug]

@BullFan07 You do. You do know tho.

[Hokie Doug @MookieDoug]

Pry’s playing chess, Cristobal playing checkers.

[Andy Bitter @AndyBitterVT]

So that (questionable?) holding call doesn't end up costing the #Hokies. Get the touchdown on that drive anyway and take some more time off the clock.

It's 34-24 #Hokies with 12:05 to play.

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day eight years ago, the following Twitter exchange occurred.

[Hokie Doug @MookieDoug]

@BullFan07 #24 very laughable.