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Finding the strength to accept that being an imperfect mama for the 2nd time...in 12yrs...IS a beautiful imperfection.

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8days of $$ being held hostage by Home Depot...and this is what I find when I open the box. Never again #sogoddamnmad #formercustomer

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2/2 @HomeDepot puts holds on online orders THEN charges the amounts & if you have @BankofAmerica they leave the hold for 5days & they both wipe their hands and tell their customers "there is nothing we can do"

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1/2 FYI @HomeDepot and @BankofAmerica like to point fingers at eachother & leave their customers in limbo til Mon w/nothing in their bank accts. Both of you lost my business forever! #fingerpointing #CustomerExperience

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Its been the longest week ever so far this year...fack. Its only Tuesday #TuesdayThoughts #isittooearlytostartdrinking #momlife #MarriedLifeIsHard #moomie2times

[LadyBirds Nest @LBNest]

Halloween Costumes have now taken over the kitchen table 😵😮 Crunch time w/iced coffee! #notimetothinkofanythingclever #halloween #costume #cosplay #handsewn #handmade #smallbusiness… https://t.co/pUvrkaYKPU

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Commericals w/doorbells are evil. The dog loses his minand the toddler freaks out #momlife #toddler #dogs #Anxiety #commericalssuck

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Pet peeve #212 when someone is clopping through a store while yawning and they don't cover their mouth 😒 Thanks but no thanks I don't need to see your uvula #mouthbreatherextreme #petpeeve #coveryourmouth #manners #ifmytoddlercanyoucan #momlife

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Youre tummie is big moomie-Birdie
😶You'll be gone for 6hrs a day soon so it will go away dont worry-M
😒-B
😉-M
#toddlerlife #HatersGonnaHate #workingout #BackToSchool #sucker #moomie2times

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Convos w/my person because best friend just doesn't cut it after 29yrs #momlife #whoIamnow #boobsweat #FriendsForever #love #periodproblems #cramps #moomie2times

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"I have another family in my mouth"-Birdie
.....wth....-in my head #ToddlerLife #momlife #parenting #moomie2times

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When there are only 2 organic items in an entire market ad, you know your not in Cali anymore. #sadness #eatclean #needatraderjoesclosertome #youarewhatyoueat #albertsons #upyourgameplease #moomie2times

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Birdie says...
B:What u got?
M: I have a cough
B: You need some coffee...
M: I need some coffe for my cough?!
B: Yup! #toddlers #toddlerlife #MomLife

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Im in green...also the picture. Swoon how he loves me so 🙄 #love #mysoulmate #hegetsme #gettingold #moomie2times

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Threeangers...amiright?! #momlife #toddlers #wineoclock #why #whathappened

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100! #daughters #Strong #girls #momlife #moomie2times https://t.co/GBxWE0ZN6H

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I want my daughter to be kind but I also want her to know that she can throat-punch someone if she needs to.

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Potty training just reenforces how much I dislike toddler #pottytraining #parenting #toddlerlife #momlife #moomie2times

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@TheEllenShow Whats wrong with this sign? Saw this while sitting in a restaurant, when taking a break exploring NM #ellen15 #moomie2times

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Birdie ran into office where we are doing taxes, wiped her moco on BatDad's hand & promptly ran out
w/o a word #nolimitsoldier #toddlerlife #momlife #savage #dadlife #Kids #parenting #moomie2times

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No more pacifier!!!! Its been two days of naps & bedtime 🎉 Took pacifier & rubbed some lime, let dry, repeat & "yucky I dont want this suckie!" #Parenthood #momlife #toddler #ParentingHack #moomie2times