Moon Base Alpha

Welcome on board astronauts!
We're creating a Moon base, will you joining us in colonizing the moon?

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Me emoting to the elderly home hoping they will throw coins and jewels at me

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When your girl whispers into your ear and you start ejaculating everywhere

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HELLO!!! :D

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Floss if you love fent

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We too hot to freeze

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Merry christmas mongrels

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have a bear with the boys

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When you forget to turn on noclip

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Blink if you have autism

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HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!!

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I can assure you that you won't find a single retard up here!

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Watch, as this beast dresses up for our date later tonight <3

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WAKE UP. WAKE UP. WAKE UP. WAKE UP.

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When glorbo loves missionary <3

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We found this alien, what do we name them? (they're chill af)

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What's up retards, who's up stroking their antenna?

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Get your @CocaCola fleshlight TODAY!!

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the magic finger will give you the time of your life

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how do you lose to the ground... 🤦‍♂️

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Me trying to hang myself in space... (nice try retard)