Wild Moon Child

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

1. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PHOTO I.D. (IDENTIFICATION!).

2. ALL VOTERS MUST SHOW PROOF OF CITIZENSHIP.

3. NO MAIL-IN BALLOTS (EXCEPT FOR ILLNESS, DISABILITY, MILITARY, OR TRAVEL!).

4. NO MEN IN WOMEN’S SPORTS.

5. NO TRANSGENDER MUTILIZATION SURGERY ON OUR CHILDREN.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🤣🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Who specifically is the asshole who added DEI lies to Academy Awards eligibility instead of it just being about making the best movie?

[TONY™ @TONYxTWO]

He had no idea this would be his last day on earth

He should still be here

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump announces a NEW PLAN to get 100% of his policies through Congress

"Trump Derangement Syndrome I'm hearing is ACTUALLY a disease." 😂

"We will NOT build the wall — I'm going to do the opposite!"

"I have a new way out. I will propose something the OPPOSITE of what we want — then we will have massive amounts of legislation."

"Whatever is bad, I'm going to go for it, and they'll approve what's good finally. "

"They suffer from Trump derangement syndrome. They don't even know what they're looking at. They can't even see straight!"

[Karoline Leavitt @karolineleavitt]

On May 1st, Viviana aka “Vivi” joined our family, and our hearts instantly exploded with love. 💕

She is perfect and healthy, and her big brother is joyfully adjusting to life with his new baby sister. We are enjoying every moment in our blissful newborn bubble.

Thank you to everyone who reached out with prayers during my pregnancy - I truly felt them throughout the entire experience. God is Good.🙏

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 JUST IN: Secretary of State Marco Rubio will be hosting the White House Press Briefing Tuesday, filling in for Karoline Leavitt

Rubio will OFFICIALLY be adding “Press Secretary” to his incredibly extensive resume, soon after adding “DJ” 🤣

Congratulations, @SecRubio

[Tironianae 🍊🍊 Z. - Ultra Verbum Vincet @Tironianae]

🚨 BREAKING: In an incredible moment, Secretary Bobby Kennedy responds to President Trump saying he won't get to heaven

"You didn't believe you were gonna get to heaven...YOU are doing GOD'S WORK here!"

*Trump flashes a huge smile*

"You've made peace in the Middle East...and now, you're giving millions of Americans a chance to have babies. You're doing this while the government is locked down, by the Democrats."

"This is because of your energy, commitment and vision. And I want to thank you for allowing me to be part of it." ❤️🇺🇸

RFK Jr. and Trump are a GREAT team!

[First Lady Melania Trump @FLOTUS]

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America.

People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate.

A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him.

Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

If they’re willing to die to assassinate, imagine what they will do if they gain political power

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

😂 Watch this clown Commie Mamdani strut around NYC at night like a socialist superhero.

‘When I ran for mayor, I said I was gonna tax the rich… Well today we’re taxing the rich. I’m thrilled to announce we’ve secured a pied-à-terre tax, the first in New York history!’

Bro really thinks slapping an annual fee on luxury penthouses owned by people who don’t live there full-time is some brilliant masterstroke.

He’s out here celebrating a tax on Ken Griffin’s $238 million penthouse while the city crumbles under crime, migrants, and failing schools.

This is peak leftist brain rot

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Dear Democrats, remember when your AutoPen Numbskull left billions in matériel behind in Afghanistan and then was caught checking his watch as slaughtered Americans returned under flags?

So please just stuff it.

Forever.

[Secretary Marco Rubio @SecRubio]

Until recently, Hamideh Soleimani Afshar and her daughter were green card holders living lavishly in the United States.

Afshar is the niece of deceased Iranian Major General Qasem Soleimani. She is also an outspoken supporter of the Iranian regime who celebrated attacks on Americans and referred to our country as the "Great Satan."

This week, I terminated both Afshar and her daughter's legal status and they are now in ICE custody, pending removal from the United States.

The Trump Administration will not allow our country to become a home for foreign nationals who support anti-American terrorist regimes.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 BOOM! President Trump just TORCHED the “king” smears

“They call me KING now, do you believe it? No king. I’m such a king, I can’t even get a ballroom approved!”

“If I was a king, we’d be doing a lot more!”

Savage 🤣🫳🏼🎤

[Nayib Bukele @nayibbukele]

If you don’t impeach the corrupt judges, you CANNOT fix the country.

They will form a cartel (a judicial dictatorship) and block all reforms, protecting the systemic corruption that put them in their seats.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Stand By Me

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

“All of those countries that can’t get jet fuel because of the Strait of Hormuz, like the United Kingdom, which refused to get involved in the decapitation of Iran, I have a suggestion for you…” - President Donald J. Trump

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Yes

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Today's ruling by the IOC means a welcome return to fair sport for women and girls, but I'll never forget the scandal of Paris 2024, when people who consider themselves supremely virtuous and progressive publicly cheered on men punching women.