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Irreverent student news site at @RMU. News, humor, opinion. “SOURCES SAY” posts are satire. Definitely not sponsored by RMU. Inquiries: [email protected]
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Joined May 2018
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SOURCES SAY: Caving to new petition, President Howard resigns and appoints six-year-old as his replacement https://t.co/VIcqKe4vAS
In an interview with SOURCES SAY reporters, Mr. Roefans blamed Colonial fans for failing to attend games regularly, saying, "It's just unbelievable that these dinguses weren't supporting their DIVISION I FOOTBALL TEAM -- Ahem, sorry, were you still recording?"
SOURCES SAY: @RMU football stadium will be empty this year, thus unchanged by COVID limitations
"We considered reducing attendance ... but that would be negative numbers and therefore physically impossible," said Athletics dept spokesman Zeer Roefans.
https://t.co/S6eeN78z9z
Poor Bobby Mo just can't seem to catch a break.
Seniors get commencement win, but some @RMU alums apparently not thrilled:
https://t.co/h5E762w352
The news proves “no one is immune,” his statement says. Read the rest below.
https://t.co/2zWMqjSvYj
Pennsylvania @GovernorTomWolf has contracted COVID-19, his office confirms.
A live look inside the Governor’s mansion:
Some people wondered if this is a SOURCES SAY article. Nope, this is real news folks.
It is up to you whether you believe your classmates’ ghoulish claims... 👻👇
BOO! On Halloween weekend, isolated students at Braddock Hall say they're seeing ghosts
https://t.co/uPjAuYgvgI
BOO! On Halloween weekend, isolated students at Braddock Hall say they're seeing ghosts
https://t.co/uPjAuYgvgI
SOURCES SAY: President Trump has nominated RoMo, longtime @RMU mascot, to the U.S. Supreme Court
View our best, allegedly acclaimed stories here:
https://t.co/eUIpAvyOHq
It’s been a while since one of our alums, @diabeet0, wrote this biting review of Adam Sandler’s storied career.
Our weekly web stats show that it’s still getting clicks — which means people keep googling “Adam Sandler sucks.”
(Sorry, Adam.)
https://t.co/gYrZNGASBD
@MoonMythbuster @RMU I thought Sources Say was supposed to be parody, not the actual future
(but for real I give them till the end of September before everyone gets sent home)
SOURCES SAY: Out of an "abundance of caution" concerning COVID-19, @RMU cancels itself
https://t.co/HFNn7ScdEo
Reflecting on simpler times.
“None of these people believe what they’re saying, but they’re incredibly malleable,” former Trump ally @Scaramucci says of Trump allies.
🤔🤔🤔
RETWEET to help a Colonial! Fundraising for "Bobby Mo" care packages is now about halfway to @RMU's goal of $50,000. Each package includes clothes, a thermometer, gift cards, and more.
https://t.co/Y07UMAjA1m
More dining changes and new options for @RMU community! Current view from entrance of Romo's - renovation includes Starbucks on right and Freshens on Left! #ColonialPride 🔵⚪🔴
SOURCES SAY has exclusively obtained the failed public lands nominee's reaction:
#BREAKING: Trump to withdraw controversial public lands nominee https://t.co/ce39AwUs18
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