Not Jordan

Seeking Tanis, Novelist available.

[Not Jordan @MoonOfXanu]

@AskLyft

How do I report a driver who pulled into my apartment, cussed me out, and then sped off? She cancelled the trip before I could report her.

[Not Jordan @MoonOfXanu]

Super proud of this! Handmade JoJi Spoon tribute ❤️

#jojispoon #ACNHDesign

@sushitrash ily

[Not Jordan @MoonOfXanu]

@quack_cow @jason_mullen410 @XboxSupport 🙄

[Not Jordan @MoonOfXanu]

@sabrynaherself "stress"

[Not Jordan @MoonOfXanu]

@Spokane_News Any further updates?

[shitty watercolour @SWatercolour]

if u compliment my paintings (thank),, this is how i imagine it. i dont think it'll change

[JOJI @sushitrash]

we goin 3x Neodymium

[Jamie Jive @FinalJive]

NASA - Ok, we've waited 5 years for this moment. Can you press the "release button" so the Mars Rover can detach and descend towads the surface.

NAOMI - "Suck my dick and balls!"

#naomih_official

[Fight for the Future @fightfortheftr]

Hey

twitter

this

is

not

a

drill

the

FCC

just

announced

that

#NetNeutrality

ends

on

June 11

unless

we

get

Congress

to

stop

it

retweet

to

sound

the

alarm

https://t.co/S8d0Oyhr5y

[shitty watercolour @SWatercolour]

i am the luckiest boy in the world to wake up to this smile every morning

[Lee Martin @leemartin]

@seanseaevans It's tradition around here to put a little data on the last ad. You don't have to if you don't want to. (But we're going to do it anyway)

[Sean Evans @seanseaevans]

"It's the Senate hearing with hot questions and even hotter wings"

[Not Jordan @MoonOfXanu]

@roach 2meirl4meirl

[Not Jordan @MoonOfXanu]

This is incredible. https://t.co/HipfypBQRS

[colin meloy @colinmeloy]

IT’S OUT LISTEN TO IT LOUD

[Not Jordan @MoonOfXanu]

@colinmeloy @TheDecemberists
I thought this morning sucked, until I saw I'll Be Your Girl was released. Thank you guys so much for your beautiful and depressingly relatable music. We love you!

[BrooklynVegan @brooklynvegan]

Elliott Smith performing on The Oscars 20 years ago: https://t.co/RuTic1OS6S

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

music is incredible. the act of throwing reality out the window and getting fucking lost. the world is fucked, but for those 3-4 minutes everything is okay.

[TANIS @tanispodcast]

Season 4 is coming! 2/28 #TANIS #SeasonFour ART: Robert McCall https://t.co/O3V8T7vwPD #TanisPodcast Season Four

[TANIS @tanispodcast]

#TANIS Season Four work continues as our release date rapidly approaches! https://t.co/O3V8T7vwPD #TanisPodcast #KeepLooking