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INTP, Enneagram Type Five

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@jmthomas19

[Kalitta Motorsports @TeamKalitta]

Q2 #SouthernNats Results:

@ShawnLangdon333 and the #KalittaAirCareers dragster just rewrote the record books in Q2!

Absolute rocket ship down the track, laying down a 3.724 at 345.00mph run to set the fastest speed in the history of drag racing! Statement made.🙌

#KalittaAir • @Revchem_ • @Mobil1 • @FifthThird • @SealMasterNet • @DHLUS • @DaycoOfficial • @NHRA • @MacTools38 • @SoundGearHear

[Møøn @Moonbot5000]

It's pudding time children.

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@GIFmonic TRIUMPH OF THE BREAD! Definitely one of my all time favorite shorts.

[Just a girl @dammit_amy]

The burden of being the only person on earth with the knowledge of 4-way stop etiquette is overwhelming.

[Jeff Borzello @jeffborzello]

Via ESPN Research: Under TJ Otzelberger, Iowa State is now 5-3 against teams ranked in the top two of the AP poll. No head coach in the country has more top-two wins than Otzelberger over that span.

[the Mom TruthBomb @momTruthBomb]

Me: Candy hearts just don't taste as good as they used to.

Husband: You're eating Tums.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Y'all out here trying to get the closest parking spot to the store, and I'm parking next to the cart return.

Think smarter, not harder.

[Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69]

I yearn for the alternate universe where I’m watching Josh Allen vs Matt Stafford right now

[Møøn @Moonbot5000]

Check out RiffTrax Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026! by RiffTrax: Mike, Bill & Kevin on @Kickstarter https://t.co/pW7E8RdLnG

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

If you can’t You don’t
handle me deserve me at
at my worst my other worst

[Nazareth J. Mitrou-Long @NazzyJML]

🌪️🙏🏽

[WEEKLY WORLD NEWS @weeklyworldnews]

"When a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in their face, Gen Z gets bored."

What do you think?

[WEEKLY WORLD NEWS @weeklyworldnews]

WWN investigation concluded. We were let behind the curtain!

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

HE DOUBLES DOWN IN THE DESERT!

@KyleLarsonRacin wins his second NASCAR Cup Series Championship!

[Sioux Center High School @SiouxCenterHS]

Join us tomorrow morning as we celebrate all of the HUGE Warrior successes this fall! We have LOTS to celebrate! #SCWarriorPride

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Let this kind of love find me

[Møøn @Moonbot5000]

@jmthomas19 @athomas262 Simpsons become reality!

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The most commonly used word in each state’s Wikipedia page

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@tjspeer Well I don't golf, therefore I don't golf with my wife, so I reckon that calculates out to zero!