Moonchester

Into the rags lads.

[Moonchester @Moonchester1894]

"What are you doing in my swamp?"

✅ Folded your rat-faced captain
✅ Paid off the VAR staff
✅ Tore the cockneys apart… again
✅ Took all 3 points

The rags are irate. Up the Blues.

[Moonchester @Moonchester1894]

@MailSport Hmm. Seems legit.

[Moonchester @Moonchester1894]

@RBTalksUnited @rioferdy5 1 Super League formed.

[Moonchester @Moonchester1894]

Rio calling City cheats is the irony of the century.

[Moonchester @Moonchester1894]

@FrankEra_ Might want to have a look at how the Premier League was formed there little buddy. You are the original cheats, we just did it better.

[Moonchester @Moonchester1894]

@StevenMcinerney Fred the Red was definitely on that panel. Cheating, corrupt swamp rats are just bitter.

CTID.

[Moonchester @Moonchester1894]

Breaking news: Biggest bald cry baby in the land cries about people crying about cry babies.

Levels of hypocrisy hitherto unseen.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

If you do not agree with online Manchester United supporters trying to make a difference by coordinating together, that's fine.

Putting those down who are trying to with their platforms isn't it though. If you have nothing good to say or contribute maybe just don't say anything.

[Moonchester @Moonchester1894]

@sunnyinitneymar I can't believe those bastards haven't left yet. Their combined G/A is abysmal.

[Moonchester @Moonchester1894]

Translation:

"I need about tree fiddy Norwich scarves before our next home game."

[André @utd_andre_]

GLAZERS AND INEOS OUT
GLAZERS AND INEOS OUT
GLAZERS AND INEOS OUT
GLAZERS AND INEOS OUT
GLAZERS AND INEOS OUT
GLAZERS AND INEOS OUT
GLAZERS AND INEOS OUT
GLAZERS AND INEOS OUT
GLAZERS AND INEOS OUT
GLAZERS AND INEOS OUT
GLAZERS AND INEOS OUT
GLAZERS AND INEOS OUT

[Moonchester @Moonchester1894]

@MustafaGlazer @ver_t35 That Sir, I will not do. When thine enemy stands upon the edge of the cliff of embarrassment, tis wise to give them a push.

[Moonchester @Moonchester1894]

@FootballFunnys Cheated on his wife when she was dying, but won't step on a badge.

Morals.

[Moonchester @Moonchester1894]

@UTDTrey El Crapico

[Moonchester @Moonchester1894]

@Dominos_UK United since 2013

[Moonchester @Moonchester1894]

@SimplyUtd The blind ref for sending Foden off and gifting them that game.

Not his fault they were too shit to capitalise.

[Moonchester @Moonchester1894]

CARRICK STAYING 10 MORE YEARS

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

❌ "He's not the guy."

😳 "This is history repeating itself. It's Ole Gunnar Solskjaer again!"

Jason Cundy insists Michael Carrick is "not the man" for #MUFC 🔴

[Moonchester @Moonchester1894]

@TheFigen_ I made Fred the Red's wife recreate the Aguero goal with me in the back garden. Gotta be up there.

[Moonchester @Moonchester1894]

They don't play on it anyway.

[utdreport @utdreport]

#mufc are selling a 7cm cube of Old Trafford turf for £125.

The product description calls it a "priceless memento..." [@SamC_reports]

[Moonchester @Moonchester1894]

@Jeffthered01 "I'd take winning fuck all for 13 years over 32k turning up on a Thursday to watch the kids beat Norwich."

United fans everybody.

[Moonchester @Moonchester1894]

@MCI_Classic Only pre 2000s blues can truly understand how much this tickles the balls. Glorious.

[Moonchester @Moonchester1894]

Bring back the asylums. United fans would fill them in a day.

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

Your average Man United fan before the start of the season 😂