Mooney Doctor II (Twooney) 🥼✨🌖

The puppet who got to be a real girl. Pitcher?/Batter? for @magic_blaseball. Unauthorized Replica. Tentatively not dead. she/her. (RP account, pfp by @awhekate)

[Mooney Doctor II (Twooney) 🥼✨🌖 @MooneyDoc2]

This is my sendoff to Blaseball, my favorite blaseball player, and the stupid, calamitous, incredible season she had that one time. If you liked any of all the nonsense I did here, I'd appreciate it if you gave it a read.

https://t.co/o5d9H3wwuo

[Mooney Doctor II (Twooney) 🥼✨🌖 @MooneyDoc2]

@CatboyDestiny oh yeah I caused one of those once

[Mooney Doctor II (Twooney) 🥼✨🌖 @MooneyDoc2]

@PieLovinKitty @KikiFamiliaNyan You're literally twins though. I mean, you're genetically the same person.

[Mooney Doctor II (Twooney) 🥼✨🌖 @MooneyDoc2]

@KikiFamiliaNyan @PieLovinKitty Yeah like Kiki and Queenie, or you and that other one that I think blocked me for telling her to chill

[Mooney Doctor II (Twooney) 🥼✨🌖 @MooneyDoc2]

@KikiFamiliaNyan Well I was mostly doing it for new team aesthetic but I just like being a science mage

[Mooney Doctor II (Twooney) 🥼✨🌖 @MooneyDoc2]

@KikiFamiliaNyan ...I kinda wanna keep the hat though I'm sure you understand

[Mooney Doctor II (Twooney) 🥼✨🌖 @MooneyDoc2]

@KikiFamiliaNyan Yeah seems like a good idea

You got more experience at getting your mind off this than I do

[Mooney Doctor II (Twooney) 🥼✨🌖 @MooneyDoc2]

@KikiFamiliaNyan That... does NOT answer my question but I'm just gonna assume you'd do some magical air bubble bullshit or something because I don't wanna consider the alternative

[Mooney Doctor II (Twooney) 🥼✨🌖 @MooneyDoc2]

@KikiFamiliaNyan ...Can you breathe in space

Actual question that sounds like a thing you'd be able to do somehow

[Mooney Doctor II (Twooney) 🥼✨🌖 @MooneyDoc2]

@KikiFamiliaNyan Being honest I don't trust it to not implode again

[Mooney Doctor II (Twooney) 🥼✨🌖 @MooneyDoc2]

@KikiFamiliaNyan Sorry I'm just coping with literally being born/manufactured to play a game that no longer exists it's cool

[Mooney Doctor II (Twooney) 🥼✨🌖 @MooneyDoc2]

@KikiFamiliaNyan Girl I framed mine

[Mooney Doctor II (Twooney) 🥼✨🌖 @MooneyDoc2]

@PieLovinKitty Well. Not to get all Reader about this but...

Do you remember... Before?

[Mooney Doctor II (Twooney) 🥼✨🌖 @MooneyDoc2]

This is how the world ends

Not with a bang, but with teethposting

[Mooney Doctor II (Twooney) 🥼✨🌖 @MooneyDoc2]

@KikiFamiliaNyan but seriously my advice is find the most bullshit units of measurement you can and use them exclusively

[Mooney Doctor II (Twooney) 🥼✨🌖 @MooneyDoc2]

Hmm.

3 straight sub-3 ERA seasons? Introduce a glitch that tanks it.

6.1 stars and Underhanded? Incinerate the team.

2nd highest pitcher star rating in the league? Nonexistence the splort.

Don't think I don't see how it is

[Mooney Doctor II (Twooney) 🥼✨🌖 @MooneyDoc2]

look maybe i'll be sad later but

y'all

i'm a bootleg funko pop who should've been dust 40 years ago

i've done everything, i've pitched, batted, skated, dunked, stole fourth base, murdered an umpire

i've been a champion, i've been a screw-up

what a career. what a life.

[Mooney Doctor II (Twooney) 🥼✨🌖 @MooneyDoc2]

((If it wasn't for Blaseball, I never would've made this account, I never would've gotten attached to this screw-up spacegirl for so long, and I never would've made some of the best friends I have to this day. Despite everything, I can't not look back in appreciation.))