Lewis Moonie

Ex MP. Retired from House of Lords. Former Defence Minister. Medical background. May swear a lot, so dont follow if easily offended. Supporter of women’s rights

[Lewis Moonie @Moonie_l]

@Rab_Dickson1 Yes

[Legal Gengar @LegalGengar]

I was successful at the High Court in the costs hearing. I am owed £20K on account to be paid within 28 days on an interim basis (approximately 40% of my costs).

I will now consider enforcement proceedings. I am quite pleased with the outcome of today.

[Wings Over Scotland @WingsScotland]

@TheHauntedFanny I am resigned to our increasingly tainted Parliament being disfigured by that honking fuckwit for the next five years.

[Lewis Moonie @Moonie_l]

@KennyFarq Have to agree. But we’ll take it

[Kenny Farquharson @KennyFarq]

On a train heading north from Waverley. A guy gets on wearing an orange jacket, cobalt blue troosers and green socks. Christ, I thought, this auld fella is dressed as Michael Portillo. Auld fella turns around. It is Michael Portillo.

[Lewis Moonie @Moonie_l]

@jan_murray @Lauralols You have to admit, where “miserable unfuckable cunts” are concerned, this guy is an expert n

[Lewis Moonie @Moonie_l]

@thesundaysport @Variety Or take a piss?

[Lewis Moonie @Moonie_l]

@cavakaggyreborn They can get tae fuck.

[Stephen Daisley @JournoStephen]

Oscar outrages of my lifetime:

Dances With Wolves beating Goodfellas.
Forrest Gump beating Pulp Fiction.
Braveheart beating Il Postino.
The English Patient beating Fargo.
Titanic beating Good Will Hunting.
Shakespeare in Love beating The Thin Red Line.
Crash beating Munich.

[Malcolm Clark @TwisterFilm]

@OrneryJocko If only I was in charge of Glasgow City Council six months ago I wouldn't have obsessed about cycle lanes and Glasgow being a Sanctuary City...or surrounded myself with lazy arseholes like this fucker. https://t.co/Kynsx5e9MI

[Lewis Moonie @Moonie_l]

@JournoStephen @flygirlie30 Of course. Both courses of action come at a price. Forgive me, in my 80th year, for hoping that my needs and those like me are given due consideration. It is a certainty that some people close to death suffer unbearable pain. It is only a possibility that the system may be abused

[L @MsLMG79]

@Moonie_l Don’t get me started. There’s waste on vanity nonsense and £200k to deny the sky is blue really sets me off.

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

Wow, this is some mad fucking antisemitism from @guardian - and a truly honking piece of restaurant writing into the bargain.

[Lewis Moonie @Moonie_l]

@Harry_lil_man Wee soul. You’ll feel much better afterwards.