I knew my best friend and I were different people when I had a countdown until I could start dating and she had a countdown for the days until her brother moved out...
Once I was working in a fast food restaurant and I asked someone for his name to take his order and he responded, "Blitz".
And since I'm a big fan of Helluva Boss, I excitedly screamed: "IS THE O SILENT?!?!" In his face.
So, that was the time I startled a poor elderly dude