Moonscopology

Inspirational horoscopes guided by the phases of the moon

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Call her 🔮

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Why is your bucket list for the next hundred years in 10 seconds of your talk? Slow down.

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Tell him its perfect.

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Plan her dinner dates with the jman at a warm place with a cool name.

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He wants her to know "I've fallin on deaf ears but if you found the right marshmallow coconut shampoo for you, it's still from me." 🔮😭🥹

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Getting mad yet refusing to understand isn't in everyone's nature.

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They hate when you are fun and sad, girl.

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You want me to cure you of the cancer you gave me she says.

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You see parents trying to program their kids in poorly ventilated spaces. 🔮

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scientific research and results involving correlations between seed allergies and blood types! This spiritual message is strong and feels accurate. 🔮

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I’m getting a spiritual message about Whitney Houston! 🥰
Was she allergic to a lot of seeds? I get the feeling she tried a lot of remedies to help her breathe, that many people did not realize how uncomfortable she was, and that she would have wanted to see…con’td

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Omg am I psychic am I psychic

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Get excited about doing things your way! 🤗

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✨“I live in a particular portal where the elves play and won’t sway you the wrong way.”✨🧝🏼‍♀️🫱🏻‍🫲🏼🧝🏽‍♀️

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✨People are going to help you in ways in which you wouldn’t expect but it’s ok to say “Not right now”.✨

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“Your comments aren’t contingent on my happiness.”
Say it again.
#horoscopes

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Have you ever tried carrot juice?

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*Find the ones who want to unclench your jaw often*

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“Take your time on the cheating man’s collarbone will yah?” #astrology #allhoroscopes

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“You deserve to relax and not feel guilty about it.”