Alex

I have an odd mind. Here you can see some of it. (he/him)

[Alex @Moontang13]

@LadyMalmalade What about someone who never thought they were hot? Asking for a friend :(

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@levijeansonline I am a grown man under 6', so my pant size is 36xhem. Try making shorter jeans.

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A savage Spock line from "I, Mudd" that hitherto does not appear to have received enough attention "I find your argument strewn with gaping defects in logic".

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How come @Microsoft Word autodetects what it thinks is German (but isn't) and offers to spell check it, but it hard-defaults to US English no matter how many times I try to change the settings to Canadian permanently?

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I wrote my dad in an email about how I missed thunderstorms (they happen much less frequently here than in Houston), now there's a thunderstorm. Three guesses what I wrote him next that I missed.

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On the fifth day with no caffeine, my head seems to have stopped hurting.

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This caffeine fast is starting a lot better than usual, but now my head hurts.

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So: sort yourselves out, barbarians to the south; I suppose I find the world where your country is in good working order slightly preferable to the one where it isn't. Happy fireworks and barbecue day.

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Normally I post something half-heartfelt and half-mocking wishing all my USaire friends a happy Yankland day, but lately I've felt like you people have been Doing It Wrong, so less inclined to be heartfelt.

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Then again, the vast majority of you to whom this would be relevant and would actually read this aren't directly to blame for that state of affairs, so I am less inclined to mock.

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My process is simple: arrange my waterfowl such that they are co-linear, bombard my brain with trimethylxanthine and music containing a large variety of frequencies and a high number of beats per minute, then proceed methodically.

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I recommend all alternatives to flair airlines, in the strongest possible terms.

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One thing I'm finding to be a real bother this time of year is waking up in a very bright room and panicking because I think I overslept but it's only 6 AM.

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Done the exam.

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CFE day 2, 5 hours. I've been informed that coffee is not banned as a performance-enhancing drug. Phew.

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Giving the cat hotel Smoky's vaccination records: "Here is proof that my wee goblin is insane on his own account and nothing to do with rabies".

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Homemade hotteok and cubsn coffee

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Irony:

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Smoky is purring like a motorbike, therefore I shall play a card game on him.