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I be choking on snap peas

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Free tay k

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Interviewer: Any further questions?

Me: yeah… when’s lunch?

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Hear me out hear me out. Imagine a place where the air is all made of water… and the birds… don’t.. don’t even get me started about the birds.

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If I was a horse… I’d be… I’d be a very naughty horse…

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Smoked a lil spliff, got a bowl of cereal in my lap, watching some regular show. I guess you can say I’m having a pretty good night

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I love work

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Work sucks

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Can’t wait until next Tuesday

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Where the fuck are y’all getting these crazy ass fireworks at.

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I DIDNT CHEAT! I’m just secretly polyamorous..

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I think the zyns are developing cancerous polyps in my colon.

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What I gotta say to make the fbi pull up? Tryna prank my roommates.

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I’m an mtv fat camp survivor. I got the stretch marks to prove it.

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Today at my lab a horde of reanimated biological entities initiated a coordinated incursion upon my meticulously cultivated botanical domain, their relentless advance is posing an existential threat to my flora’s integrity and the ecosystem’s delicate balance. This shit crazy!

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My dick may be small, but my lab is way bigger than yours. We are engineering a next-generation fleet of autonomous humanoid combat units, merging state-of-the-art robotics and tactical AI to redefine the future of warfare. Fuck you!

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I will never take life advice from someone who drives a 2025 Buick. That’s all the information I need.

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Thinking about getting some night vision goggles. Iil trick up my sleeve for all my opps.

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I have mastered plugging the cord in the outlet

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I ain’t gonna try to figure out how to turn on the dishwasher unless someone gives me unless I get the tutorial. ( I’m off a perc rn )