Johanna J

(blue check mark)

[Johanna J @Moopis13]

I guess robots really do attract flies #VPDebate #Debates2020 #Westworld

[Johanna J @Moopis13]

@dimplessee you might be changing your schedule pretty soon...

[Johanna J @Moopis13]

I fell apart a mere two words into the speech. I love you, @BarackObama, you are forever my president. #Obamafarewell

[Johanna J @Moopis13]

Alright, I've removed all fragile objects within reaching distance. Let's start this shitshow. #debatenight #ImWithHer

[Johanna J @Moopis13]

My blood pressure is spiking.This MONSTER is up there rambling like a lunatic & HRC has to keep her composure. #Debate #ThePussyGrabsBack

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This is Trump in the face of a calm, intelligent woman -- shrieking and flailing in thimbledick-compensating panic. #Debates2016

[Johanna J @Moopis13]

@dimplessee Absolutely 😉🏈

[Johanna J @Moopis13]

@dimplessee Thank you! :) :)

[Johanna J @Moopis13]

PLEASE DON'T LEAVE US OBAMA WE'RE NOT READY #DemsInPhilly @BarackObama

[Johanna J @Moopis13]

Enjoying the speech, but all I keep thinking is that Tim Kaine looks like Ray Liotta with a slightly better dermatologist. #DemsInPhilly

[Johanna J @Moopis13]

Trying to get through Trump's speech without breaking every fragile object in the room or jumping out the window. #RNCinCLE

[Johanna J @Moopis13]

Paul Ryan looks like a handmade finger puppet that someone accidentally sat on and then tried to reassemble #SOTU

[Johanna J @Moopis13]

@FallonTonight @jimmyfallon How dare they. (Or maybe these were your specific display instructions...also possible)

[Bryan Donaldson @TheNardvark]

“Can I get 2 boxes of Sudafed?”

“Sorry, by law you can only buy one at a time.”

“Okay then just the one box of Sudafed and these 7 guns.”

[Johanna J @Moopis13]

Jeb should use that warm kiss on Ben Carson, maybe it'll wake him up from the curse of deep slumber cast upon him by Maleficent #GOPDebate

[Johanna J @Moopis13]

There is more bickering on that stage than in a Real Housewives reunion. And about as much brain power. #GOPDebate

[Johanna J @Moopis13]

Is there a thing where you have a service dog but just for untangling headphones?

[Johanna J @Moopis13]

@eramirez0619 @danmccallion I know you are but what am I #nailedit

[Johanna J @Moopis13]

@danmccallion Yeeeah I'm quite depressed, thanks. We have the same record now, so don't feel TOO cocky.

[Johanna J @Moopis13]

@danmccallion It's a little early for trash-talk (trash-tweets...?) my dear. You guys are 0-2.