Elizabeth Moore

[Elizabeth Moore @MooreElizmoore]

“Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope.”
― Dr. Seuss

[Elizabeth Moore @MooreElizmoore]

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”
― Mark Twain

[Elizabeth Moore @MooreElizmoore]

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”
― Woody Allen

[Elizabeth Moore @MooreElizmoore]

“There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it.”
― Bertrand Russell

[Elizabeth Moore @MooreElizmoore]

Never memorize something that you can look up.”
― Albert Einstein

[Elizabeth Moore @MooreElizmoore]

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always...

[Elizabeth Moore @MooreElizmoore]

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”
― Mark Twain

[Elizabeth Moore @MooreElizmoore]

“I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.”
― Jerome K. Jerome

[Elizabeth Moore @MooreElizmoore]

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.”

[Elizabeth Moore @MooreElizmoore]

“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's...

[Elizabeth Moore @MooreElizmoore]

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's...

[Elizabeth Moore @MooreElizmoore]

“Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.”
― Thomas Stephen Szasz

[Elizabeth Moore @MooreElizmoore]

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”...

[Elizabeth Moore @MooreElizmoore]

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.”

[Elizabeth Moore @MooreElizmoore]

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources”

[Elizabeth Moore @MooreElizmoore]

“Ever notice how 'What the hell' is always the right answer?”

[Elizabeth Moore @MooreElizmoore]

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
― Mark Twain

[Elizabeth Moore @MooreElizmoore]

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
― George Carlin

[Elizabeth Moore @MooreElizmoore]

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

[Elizabeth Moore @MooreElizmoore]

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.”
― Albert Einstein