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It is illegal to get a moose drunk in Alaska. We hate Alaska.

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22) More Cowbell (Said Every Moose Ever) #TheSolutionToMyProblemIs

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21) Before I was just simply called Moose, some referred to me as Sam. Go even further back and I was Dean. #timewarp #mooseyriddles

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20) Moose tend to hibernate from Twitter for far too long. #Moosetalk #mooseisback #backagain #mooseisback #tellafriend

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19) When momma moose is away, the moose pups will... Sleep, they seem to be incredibly lazy and unmotivated without their mom or mom figure.

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18) Moose have a hump. No word on whether or not this hump will get you drunk, get you love-drunk off this hump.

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17) Moose and foxes are BFF's.

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16) Female moose do not grow antlers. Thankfully, there are plenty of stylish strap-on headband options.

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15) Moose don't have toes. Auntie Moose is eternally grateful for this.

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14) Moose are herbivores. Their main source of veggies are Bloody Marys and sweet potato fries.

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@Michelina_V a moose gotta do what a moose gotta do. It's been a busy year. #thatsafact

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13) Moose don't celebrate Christmas. Reindeer are fucking glory hogs. #moose #festivus

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12) 33.3% of Moose can't swim.

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11) Antlers may hurt, training bra/headgear lifts and separates. #moosepuberty

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10)Yes, We have Moose Juice: 24oz LightBeer,24oz Orange Juice,4.5oz Triple Sec,4.5oz Strawberry Vodka,3oz Strawberry Liqueur,6oz Fruit Juice

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9) The majority of moose are secret racists.

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Reference image for Moose Fact 8, courtesy of the Spruce Moose @lchwilliams23

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8) Moose are surprisingly durable and have been known to survive high-speed impacts with automobiles. Like a boss. Like a moose.

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7) If you think you are more awesome than a moose, you may need a head ct.

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6) Mother moose have retractable claws hidden behind their hooves that only show when their young are threatened #dontgooglethat #moosefacts

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5.) the average moose penis is....