M-Trocity

ghetto card in the mail

[Malware 👾 @Mist3r_Malware]

Someone better
#Transformers #VINLAND_SAGA #Maccadam

[M-Trocity @Moosetrocity]

@sasha_kishko @Delicious_Tacos Because you're looking at a fuckin pioneer!

[valentine @valawakened]

"'I’ll walk with you" is just an excuse to spend more time with someone before they go and that's romantic as fuck

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when I have a new crush and the crazy obsessive hyper fixation starts to creep in

[ᵛⁱᶜ @victimizir]

“don’t catch feelings” “don’t show them you care” “don’t text them first” “don’t reply too fast” so, what’s the point of having a heart then

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

Life is so boring when you’re not in love with a pretty girl

[Miilato @miiilato]

how it feels meeting that one girl who pulls your lover boy era out of retirement

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

May we marry women that genuinely love us.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Sometimes you just need a crush to make you feel alive again

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

If you think being single in your late 20s is crazy, imagine being 27 and having to tell your friends you have a crush

[✒️ @Literariium]

There is no shame in liking someone genuinely and getting hurt. You should never feel embarrassed about it. Go through the feelings, cry and mope if you want to, learn and heal. You will find someone who will love all your quirks.

One heartbreak isn’t the end.

[xan @G59_Xan]

flirting with women out of my league is fun until they start flirting back. then i just get nervous

[nancy🦦 @creamcarrier]

i promise your soulmate is your coworker

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

they say you turn 26 and daft punk starts sounding different… they were right

[M-Trocity @Moosetrocity]

@xochimilliz @lamianagafiles

[Sinking 🇯🇵🇩🇿🇪🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇴🇩🇪 @EisakuOtomo]

The lion doesn’t concern himself with James Gunn’s comments on the movie

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

There’s someone out there who’s going to stay indoors this whole weekend, no dates, no cuddles, NOTHING. Just loneliness.

[Mars @Marsadist]

Possibly the shortest thing I've ever written

[Olympic Bean @olympicbean]

“LeBron James has requested a trade from the Los Angeles Lakers”