Moosewerk ⚙️

⚧ she/her

|What gives a girl gender euphoria?|

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their spouses

[Moosewerk ⚙️ @Moosewerk]

I apologize in advance for... well just all of this

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At the @NVIDIAGTC event and nobody is interested in networking through this platform.

X - the nothing app!

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"if you wear the tablecloth, that's crossdressing, but if the table wears the tablecloth, that's just modesty."

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@LizbethEden Pocket-sized. More specifically the cell phone pocket in a sports bra!

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I showed the polycule Beat Saber and my autistic partner gets so into it that she'll watch and play along, swinging non-existent swords with her wife.

I'mma die of cute

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MY HUSBAND HAS GOLDEN EYES AND I WANT TO STARE INTO THEM ALL THE TIME FOREVER.

We've been together almost a decade! The magic is supposed to fade! */////* HELP MEEEeeeeeeaaaaagggghhhh

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I sure do have a lot of owner's manuals for a bitch with so much "*name of product* PDF" in her search history

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"You're not a walking tragedy, you just need to take care of the mammal that is wrapped around your brain. Shower, eat, take a nap."

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Wear bra all day: PAIN
don't wear bra all day: PAIN

This is a scam. We have been taken for complete FOOLS!

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@kilnfiendpotter I will send you the quail of woe. She made this face after knocking food off the bed and it's a mood.

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I'm alive, I'm thriving, I'm currently building a kubernetes cluster into my house. Transition is going great. Here are some of the things I've done:

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Me: "oh no. My boobs are huge. What do I do?!"
Theyfriend: "it's like they were lurking under the surface all this time just waiting to get out."

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@emmaskyeward Okay real talk high waisted stuff looks AMAZING on you. You easily escape the stratosphere of the like... 90's lifetime movie actress. Very Betty Paige but 21st century. You need a nice car to pose with. Wonder where you could find one of those 🤔🤔🤔

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@emmaskyeward 🤣🤣🤣 on the Internet, we cannot have nice things! You know this!

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The prequel

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The things we do for friendship 😞

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hi live and draftin!
https://t.co/uqJYFPRn39

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HEY CHAT I AM STREAMING RANDOMLY RN BC I WANT TO PLAY GAEM

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"oh god I'm seeing the liver king in Twitter"
Theyfriend:"Who's the liver king?"
*Stare of disbelief*
"What?... I know who the Lich King is but not the liver king."
"Never change, my love."

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@NexusMTG YEEHAW PARDNER

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SHUT UP AND LOOK AT MY CHILDREN