Pumpkin Pie Intercourse

Fuck the internet. Don’t take me or yourself too seriously.

[GameXplain @GameXplain]

The Nintendo 64 officially* turns 30 today in North America! Although the marketed release date was 9/29 (and 9/30 before that), Nintendo gave a last-minute approval for retailers sell the console 3 days early, on this exact date 30 years ago.

What's your favorite N64 memory?

[The Game Awards @thegameawards]

Super Mario 64 was released 30 years ago in North America.

[Pre-Rendered Backgrounds Aesthetics @PRBG_Aesthetics]

Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest (1995)

Developed by Rare.

[David Bowie Wonderworld @bowieww]

On this day, 31 years ago, David Bowie released 1.Outside album in 1995

[vio @Erogetism]

Don’t ask me no fucking crazy questions like how am I doing or what have I been up to lately what the fuck is wrong with you

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

Breaking up with your girl because a dream wigger told you she’ll get fat

[Pumpkin Pie Intercourse @MopWaterCoffee]

Premature old dog

[Pumpkin Pie Intercourse @MopWaterCoffee]

Coughed so hard I felt my internal organs heat up

[Pan-Pizza: Watch Loki IRL @RebelTaxi]

Watching a bunch of 2000s MTV reality shows. Simp-ler times. From the Jackass ep of Cribs.

[Pumpkin Pie Intercourse @MopWaterCoffee]

Fear motivating faggot

[Pumpkin Pie Intercourse @MopWaterCoffee]

Fear motivated faggot

[mono @mono_twt07]

My mom: "Maybe you're a late bloomer"
My body hanging in the ceiling 3 weeks from now:

[Saka_NSXR @Saka_CITYR]

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[piratech @p1ratech]

@JustinWhang We used to be a proper country where men would gladly storm the beaches for the sheen of 1990s office tights

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

People don’t find pantyhose hot anymore. We’re losing recipes

[🔻KARLI TRACKMARX🔻 @AlQasswag]

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