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@waryofwoke @haveigotnews @RichardAyoade @charlottechurch @GylesB1 This one's going to sting.

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@revdanichols @KateClanchy1 Read more poetry.

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@KateClanchy1 Just how stupid do you have to be in order to believe that this maudlin shite is real?

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@MrHolness I know a lot of writers who use jokes, and they're all cowards.

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Excellent interviewer.
#snooker

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@qikipedia The bar is a bit of a trek at the Ally Pally.

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@SilveryMane @LucyGoBag Are you quite well?

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Back from the pharmacy only to discover that they have dispensed someone else's prescription. And it's not even anything fun that's worth keeping :-(

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Coming soon to a women's prison near you, it's Jabba in a wig!
#UniversityChallenge

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@fesshole Top work, Dave.

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Hell of a story. I hear Universal are sniffing around this one. #pointless

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@danipavlosky @SVPhillimore @CDawgVA Alexa, define 'hyperbole'.

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@benryanwriter Has anyone done the 'professor immeritus' gag yet?

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@almurray I can see planking making an unexpected comeback.

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@QcWynter Please ignore 'could'....

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@QcWynter May I could bother you with a quick question? If a witness has sworn an oath to tell the truth, can they then be found in contempt of court for 'misgendering'?

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@yuanyi_z I always knew there was something dodgy about that 155.

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@yuanyi_z Never mind all that: what's your highest break in snooker?

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@moleatthedoor He wrote it in only six days, so I hear.

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@fesshole