Samuel Mord

[Samuel Mord @MordSamuel]

@magbaydata Indeed, and it was the greatest thing since sliced bread

[Dan Star Wars Centralized 🟢 @SCentralized]

Fighting a giant snake in piss lake under poop tower on fart planet

[Samuel Mord @MordSamuel]

Is Wemby the first NBA player to grab more rebounds than they are years old in a single game??

[UFC @ufc]

CONOR MCGREGOR vs MAX HOLLOWAY 2 !!!!

Your International Fight Week main event is confirmed!

[ #UFC329 LIVE July 11 on @ParamountPlus ]

[E daí? Lamento. Quer que eu faça o quê? @AQUELECARA]

Todo episódio de Dr. House:

>Paciente chega no hospital

>É uma Prostituta ou um fanático religioso

>Dr. House entra em cena

- Doutor Doutor não sabemos o que fazer ela está sangrando pelos olhos

- Faça os exames seu imbecil

>Ele vai falar com a paciente

- Você é burra vá tomar no cu

- Doutor House eu te odeio me curaaaa

>Os ajudantes voltam pra sala

- Doutor todos os exames deram negativo ela vai morrer em 2 horas se não fizermos nada vai ser game over

- hmmm game over.... Ajudantes, tem um gameboy na bunda dela, isso é o problema

- Doutor house você é um imbecil mas vamos ver se tem mesmo um gameboy na bunda dela

>Encontram um gameboy na bunda dela

- OH MEU DEUS DOUTOR HOUSE VOCÊ ESTAVA CERTO COMO VOCÊ SOUBE???

- Os gameboys lançados em 1997 na edição do Pikachu tinham bateria com base de iodo, que se inseridos na bunda fazem seus olhos sangrarem

>Ajudantes fazem o emote do pepe Poggers na vida real

>Paciente entra na sala curada

- Eu estava errada sobre você

- Vá te fuder sua Vagabunda

>Episódio acaba

[soli @solisolsoli]

Malenia, Blade of Miquella by Christian-Angel

[Spinnin Backfist @SpinninBackfist]

Man

[Pidgey ᕙ (° ~ ° ~) @Ridingmypidgey]

Made this in 2.5 seconds thought about it tonight lol. GG's Mariokart Worldwides with the new update. We ain't playing the intermission routes.

[𝐬𝐨𝐯 @sovietsoleri]

Janet Elizabeth Aulisio

[Samuel Mord @MordSamuel]

@VtTheKing123 Don’t be afraid to lose a gunfight! As daunting as it seems to engage with someone who’s likely better than you, it’s good for practice. With repetition, you’ll get over the mental hump of playing scared when you come across an enemy

[Samuel Mord @MordSamuel]

@FearedBuck Bro said wrong year

[techsiren ♥︎ @techhsiren]

back when i was a depressed 17 year old on tumblr i saw a post that said "i was once 17 and depressed but now i'm listening to my husband play with our baby in the other room. it does get better" and i never forgot about that. now i am listening to my husband play with our baby in the other room

[harv @harvv]

@DiscussingFilm @TVLine somehow George Cooper returned

[Some call me Jay @paragonpostcard]

I used to have faith in the taste of the general public until I witnessed the backlash this film has and continues to receive. They could never make me hate you, The Last Jedi.

[∂εω ⛆ @dewliciouz]

Female protagonists are absolutely killing it, and I’m loving every second of it! ❤️‍🔥

[ben @videotech]

This game is going to be generation defining

Twitter doesn’t represent the gaming community. This will be a major hit - sci-fi Naughty Dog, yes fucking please.

[Samuel Mord @MordSamuel]

@PlayStation Loving the retro vibe. I hope it releases sooner or later – excited for updates!

[Dan Star Wars Centralized 🟢 @SCentralized]

#RenewTheAcolyte

[Fortnite @Fortnite]

THIS. IS. NOT. A. DRILL.

OG is coming BACK and is here to stay. Relive Battle Royale from the start and explore the OG map, collect OG loot, and relive OG seasons. Drop back in on December 6.

[Sucker Punch Productions @SuckerPunchProd]

Ghost of Yōtei

2025

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https://t.co/T1dZ477aNj #GhostOfYotei