Sheriff 🤠

There is a new sheriff in Mordor.

[Sheriff 🤠 @MordorSheriff]

Oh I absolutely needed that I feel great 🤠

[Sheriff 🤠 @MordorSheriff]

I think I'll go to a hair salon tomorrow, but now if you'll excuse me I need my beauty sleep.

[Sheriff 🤠 @MordorSheriff]

@LindonLeafie I'm gonna let you off with a warning just this once

[Sheriff 🤠 @MordorSheriff]

@moonlarking 12 hours on timeout. Think about what you did.

[Sheriff 🤠 @MordorSheriff]

@defneorsomethin The hammer.

[Sheriff 🤠 @MordorSheriff]

@NerwenNenya Get a room, you two (prison cell)

[Sheriff 🤠 @MordorSheriff]

Hope y'all are behaving yourselves.

[Sheriff 🤠 @MordorSheriff]

@VeryaMahtar @DailyRoP LIES

18 hours

[Sheriff 🤠 @MordorSheriff]

@DailyRoP After what I just read? You got jokes today.

24 hours.
That's enough time for you to think about what you've done

[Sheriff 🤠 @MordorSheriff]

@therealmairon @DailyRoP Is it Harold again

[Sheriff 🤠 @MordorSheriff]

@ElendilsSmile Maybe next time watch your step, and keep your eyes open for poor, harmless puppies that might be on your way! 😑

[Sheriff 🤠 @MordorSheriff]

Stepped on a puppy.

If anyone's wondering we're gonna keep him here for a while longer

[Berek of Númenor, Isildur’s Horse 💍 @BerekTheHorse]

What did Elendil do to deserve this? (Wrong answers only)

[Sheriff 🤠 @MordorSheriff]

@nazgulno92 I suppose I do... Or perhaps you do? *Lets out a soft laugh* Well, you have now. Enjoy it. *Snaps fingers and disappears, leaving you standing under the little rain cloud.*

[Sheriff 🤠 @MordorSheriff]

@nazgulno92 I'm not sweating! It's just, uhm... Hey, it's raining! In... In Mordor... That's unusual 😕

[Sheriff 🤠 @MordorSheriff]

@nazgulno92 No, I'm perfectly fine. What– What made you think I'm sweaty?

[Sheriff 🤠 @MordorSheriff]

@nazgulno92 Hmm, can't say I have. Well, as a matter of fact, I've never even heard of this "Black Gate" 👀
I'm just an old sheriff 👀

[Sheriff 🤠 @MordorSheriff]

@nazgulno92 Oh, yes. He said he wanted a break 👀