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Anti fake Christmas trees, seasonal vaxxer(Beach house is Malibu), bad tweet fanatic, good tweet hater.

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“We’re out of Cool Mint 6mg, is 3mg okay?”

[E.B. Beaumont @CoachBeaumont]

I feel like Kane Womack cares like I care.

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@jerrysnub69 Jerry, when think it should be last one make sure you order atleast one (1) more

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@Eugene34333572

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@cyanopsis @scurry1168

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Say what you will but the fits go hard

[Old Row @OldRowOfficial]

Wanna feel old?

Fraternities are now using 2016 as a throwback theme for parties

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Spotify DJ is cool because it’s like if you took 5 obscure songs that you listened to once and put them in a playlist and then only listened to it on repeat

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@bruce_croxon Did your wife’s boyfriend have any other good quotes you wanted to share?

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It’s gonna be so awesome to read in my kids history books that the great American tax revolution was sparked by someone referred to as Salsathot69

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

American business owner did her taxes, she used an accountant and everything is correct. She mailed the checks to the federal, state and local government

The IRS says she owes $52. She doesn’t

The IRS has sent 10+ letters, even certified mail taped to her door coming after her for this $52. Now they’re sending threatening letters

“Threatening me that now — You will sooner find me in federal prison than see me pay $52 unexplained dollars. And there's some Somalis, Somalians, whatever the they are. In Minnesota taking 8 billion. I think I just saw a thing that it's up to $9 billion in fraud. And you're coming after me, an American business owner, for $52.

I will see you guys in federal prison”

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@DontrellChillis We use to watch gods play ball man

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@NFL_DovKleiman Grown men can’t have a beer after a rough day at work anymore?

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@GsuGrinding This tweet rocked until you posted grilling steaks on a black stone

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@EsotericCD Arc Raiders

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Boo hoo I’m 1st round draft pick and pro bowler Matt Kalil going viral for having a massive hog. Poor me!

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴: Former NFL star Matt Kalil is suing his ex-wife, Haley Kalil, for "invasion of privacy" after she claimed they divorced because of his enormous p*nis size.

Earlier this year Haley went on stream and described his manhood as ... "two coke cans, maybe even a third."

Matt didn't find it funny and says the "invasive commentary" has subjected his family to abuse over the "deeply personal statements."

Matt says the comments ruined any chance to lay low post-playing career.

😬😬😬

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@EliGravitt

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@MLFootball Using “in his prime” while referring to a 18 year old is wild

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@KevinScarbinsky You and Damien Harris would make a great team!

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@MiamiCanes1971 Focus on A&M bud

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@HBTFD1 Checking in