Helen Parr

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[Helen Parr @MoreFlexible]

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[Helen Parr @MoreFlexible]

Exhaling something exasperated.

God what does a girl have to do for a strong drink around here?

[Helen Parr @MoreFlexible]

“Could grow a moral compass.” The super retorts, eyes rolling at the wink thrown her way.

“Guest implies, -I don’t live here-.” Helen corrects, scowling at the amber coloured liquid. “I’m serious, the last thing I need is to babysit a drunk mad scientist.”

[Evelyn Deavor @SlavesnScreens]

"If I could do what I did without any braincells, imagine what I could do with a few", Evelyn teases with a wink, taking an extended sip of her drink and savouring the burn with a sigh.

"'Guest'", she goes on, "implies you were -invited-. I don't remember asking you in."

[Helen Parr @MoreFlexible]

“Want you to grow a braincell, -maybe-.” Helen snorts, eyeing the drink in hand.

“You shouldn’t be drinking that. This is house arrest, not a Caribbean vacation. Also you’re lacking manners, not that I’m surprised, you offer and pour your guests drinks before your own.”

[Evelyn Deavor @SlavesnScreens]

Evelyn quirks a brow at the heroine as she fills her glass with high-proof whiskey.

"Comparing me to your husband? You really do want me, don't you?"

[Helen Parr @MoreFlexible]

“Do you always need thing spelled out for you, or are you just acting as dense as Bob?” Helen inquires leaning back against the wall, watching the inventor closely.

“Your rights can’t infringe on the rights of others. Your psycho glasses took away those people’s free will!”

[Evelyn Deavor @SlavesnScreens]

"So, following your logic, I didn't actually do anything wrong." Evelyn shrugs one shoulder, turning to find some sort of alcohol.

"I mean, I only controlled the body. The brain was taking a nap, essentially."

[Helen Parr @MoreFlexible]

Helen’s brow tightens, scowling at the woman. Very bad taste. Where does the woman get off?

“Thought isn’t policed. What an egregious abuse of power that would be. Actions however, well those are fair game.”

[Evelyn Deavor @SlavesnScreens]

"Big Brother. What an apt description. Preying on free thought does seem to be the trend nowadays, doesn't it?"

The joke is in bad taste, considering her crimes, but what else has she got to do but amuse herself with the heroine?

[Helen Parr @MoreFlexible]

“And when there isn’t an officer around? What then? Can’t just be letting perps off simply because Big Brother didn’t happen to see it.”

[Evelyn Deavor @SlavesnScreens]

"That's what -police officers- are for. Seems a little rude to try and steal their jobs, but hey, just one woman's opinion."

[Helen Parr @MoreFlexible]

“The -law- Evelyn. Surely you’re smart enough to know I don’t make those, no?”

[Evelyn Deavor @SlavesnScreens]

"And who decides what warrants interfering? You? Seems more like a dictatorship than anything positive."

Mostly because Evelyn can't stand being told what to do. Or not do. Whichever.

[Helen Parr @MoreFlexible]

Helen looks around in disinterest confusion.

“I don’t recall beating anyone up recently.” She drawls, arms crossing tightly in font of her chest, a singular brow raising.

“I don’t interfere in anything that doesn’t warrant interfering.”

[Evelyn Deavor @SlavesnScreens]

"You're the one going around beating up people who are just going about their business."

Admittedly, the business is occasionally on the sketchy side, but it isn't Evelyn's fault that her interests aren't exactly legal.

[Helen Parr @MoreFlexible]

“I believe it’s the super villains who are supposedly big and bad.” Helen says with a derisive shrug.

“However, I know better. They’re all just broken people with mommy and daddy issues.”

[Evelyn Deavor @SlavesnScreens]

"Sure, honey. Whatever you say. Big bad superhero."

If Helen is going to be watching over Evelyn under house arrest, she'll hear worse anyway.

[Helen Parr @MoreFlexible]

“Don’t call me that, sweetheart.”

[Evelyn Deavor @SlavesnScreens]

"Mmhm. Tell yourself whatever you want, princess."

[Helen Parr @MoreFlexible]

Scoffs, face scrunching in disgust at the very thought.

“In your dreams, ScreenIdiot. I’m just making sure you don’t get up to your usual nonsense.”

[Evelyn Deavor @SlavesnScreens]

"You know", she says, not moving away, "if I didn't know any better, I'd say you -want- to get close to me."

[Helen Parr @MoreFlexible]

“Ah, you know. Keep your friends close,” Leans forward just an inch. “and your enemies closer.”

[Evelyn Deavor @SlavesnScreens]

"So you're saying you -intentionally- chose to come watch me at close quarters?"

[Helen Parr @MoreFlexible]

“You’re not the only one with power to throw around, you know.”

[Evelyn Deavor @SlavesnScreens]

"Just wondering how the courts could have allowed such a thing. Considering your -bias-."

[Helen Parr @MoreFlexible]

Folds her arms in front of her chest, still grinning before forcing a faux pout.

“Something wrong, dear?”

[Evelyn Deavor @SlavesnScreens]

".....excuse me?"

[Helen Parr @MoreFlexible]

A grin splits across the supers features.
Oh, this was too good. Really, no one had told the crock of an inventor yet?

“Very fair, considering the judge allowed me to be the one overseeing your house arrest.”

[Evelyn Deavor @SlavesnScreens]

Helen can assume anything she likes. But it doesn't change the fact that Evelyn had a fair trial and sentencing.

[Helen Parr @MoreFlexible]

Not for the magnitude of the crimes in question.

Didn’t it though? Helen knows.

[Evelyn Deavor @SlavesnScreens]

House arrest is a valid sentence. Evelyn resents the implication that money had anything to do with it.

[Helen Parr @MoreFlexible]

Well, well, well.

Someone got out early.

She’d say it was on account of good behavior, except she knows it’s more to do with the copious amounts of money.

[Evelyn Deavor @SlavesnScreens]

Side-eyeing @MoreFlexible.

[Helen Parr @MoreFlexible]

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[Helen Parr @MoreFlexible]

Ｈｅｌｅｎ Ｐａｒｒ

❝ This isn't me. I'm not all dark and angsty. I'm Elastigirl. I'm, you know, flexible. ❞

↳ Movies 1 & 2
↳ Serious & Crack
↳ AU | MC | MV | MS
↳ Crossover & OC Friendly
↳ As Descriptive As You Are
↳ Information Continued ↴