𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 ✨

Parody of @callmekrisstat

Straight & Canon Portrayal
No Minors Ever! 🚫 21+ Only #MelodiousRose

[𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 ✨ @MoreThanABoop]

𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒏 𝑨 𝑾𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏

》Kris Stat Parody
》AEW's Alien Baddie
》Harley's Ride or Die
》Willow? We Don't Know Her
》Mox? 🤔 Yuta? 🤔
》Tends To Be Unhinged
》Single & Straight
》Ships = Low Priority
》Bring The Banter!
》Like & RT = Happy Stat Daddy

[𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 ✨ @MoreThanABoop]

@HisKingdomCalls It's possible.

[𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 ✨ @MoreThanABoop]

Team USA called. Guess I'm playing in the World Cup!

[𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 ✨ @MoreThanABoop]

@DialUpTheDirty Survival of the Fittest! I'm gonna be TBS Champ again.

[𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 ✨ @MoreThanABoop]

@thenightmareson The goal is clearly how to make this app worse and worse.

[𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 ✨ @MoreThanABoop]

Exactly. I even had Toni crushing on me.

[𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 ✨ @MoreThanABoop]

If I have to.

[(Parody) King Dominik. @DialUpTheDirty]

You would kick my ass?

[𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 ✨ @MoreThanABoop]

Don't make me kick your ass, kid. You know I could.

[(Parody) King Dominik. @DialUpTheDirty]

Sure.

[𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 ✨ @MoreThanABoop]

Survival of the Fittest?

In name alone, that's me.

This belt
Belongs to
Stat

[𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 ✨ @MoreThanABoop]

Will it be at better hours because I was at the gym .

[(Parody) King Dominik. @DialUpTheDirty]

Next week!

[𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 ✨ @MoreThanABoop]

@EgoOfAllEgos Bonk.

[𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 ✨ @MoreThanABoop]

@EgoOfAllEgos I have my own zip code.

[𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 ✨ @MoreThanABoop]

@EndsTheFight Come on by sometime and check out the cold plunge.

[𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 ✨ @MoreThanABoop]

I think Boots missed me!

[𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 ✨ @MoreThanABoop]

@EndsTheFight You get it!

[𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 ✨ @MoreThanABoop]

@EndsTheFight I love a cold plunge after a crazy match, or many matches in a row. It's also good for post-workout muscle recovery. You hate it in the moment but you love the effects.

[𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 ✨ @MoreThanABoop]

@EndsTheFight Ice cold.

[𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 ✨ @MoreThanABoop]

@OfBetterThanYou So sensitive Max! I didn't say you were bad or not one of the best.

[𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 ✨ @MoreThanABoop]

@EndsTheFight It's not a pool. It's a cold plunge. It's just like 6 feet by 3 feet.

[𝑪𝒐𝒔𝒎𝒊𝒄 ✨ @MoreThanABoop]

@EndsTheFight Luckily, we're in the clear!