Paul's Jokes

You'll flip for my clean, funny #jokes old & new! Paul AKA morewitty & Yam Man. If you think it's funny, please share the laughs with your followers -- RETWEET!

[Paul's Jokes @MoreTwitty]

If everything were written in Hebrew, there'd be nothing left to right!

#cleanjoke

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What's the difference between poker & gardening?

A poker player shows his hand & says "Read it & weep!"

A gardener says, "Weed it & reap!"

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@AnthonyDevPub Sorry to hear that!

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Been having trouble falling asleep at night again?

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Paws in the action

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

I'm all in..🐕🐾😅

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At first, I was excited when mom said we could have a pinata ...

[My moms caregiver @mymomcare]

Back in the day, when mom needed a break😂

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You think YOU'VE got a cowlick?

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Cat is living his dream.. 😅

[Joe Kerr @thec0med1an]

These headphones are nothing but treble

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And while we're at it, why is the Grim Reaper so grim? Does he not like his job?

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Great place to start!

[Rod Taylor 🇨🇦 @raetay1yahoo]

Basic Momming 101

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Yup (but only vehicles with trunks)!

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Pears also do, if you buy 2 of them.

[Alice Mills @millsalice144]

I just had a policeman knock on my door, telling me he was looking for a man with one eye.

I told him that if he used both eyes, he might find him quicker.

Follow me for more sleuthing tips.

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OLD JOKE

I'm having a tough day. First, my dry cleaner called and said they lost my shirt. Then my broker said the same thing!

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Thought I'd shake it up a bit!

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In case you missed this ...

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OLD JOKE

I'm having a tough day. First, my dry cleaner called and said they lost my shirt. Then my broker said the same thing.

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It's possible the front says "DON'T"