Mr Immorale Is a Big Steppa

The DIG in Digital!!! I tweet only to check the stability of the Timeline and Algorithm🏁

[rhodaline @dalineoy]

Financially antipe.

[Fola Olatunji-David @folasanwo]

My fav Messi lore is that when his tape was sent to the Argentine FA for review just before he broke into Barca 1st team, the FA thought the video was recorded in 2x speed. It wasn’t. The dribbling burst their brains 🤣.

These were people that had witnessed Maradona live o!

[Daniel Miracle 💙♥️ @ProffDM]

🎙️ Which team do you support?
🗣️ "Barcelona... but I'm angry with them."

🎙️ Why?
🗣️ "They kicked me out."

🎙️ What happened?
🗣️ "They signed me when I was seven, then they released me without explaining why. When I grow up, I'll find out myself."

🎙️ Who's your football idol?
🗣️ "Carles Puyol."

🎙️ What do you think of Lamine Yamal?
🗣️ "He's 18 years old and thinks he's Messi." 😭🤣

Barcelona has to bring him back ooo 😂😂

[INVICTUS @akehindekorede]

😂😂This is the full Interview. Laporte must explain to him why Barca had to let him go . I must say I like his confidence

[Billingham Town FC @BillinghamTown]

CLUB STATEMENT

The club would like to address rumours circulating on social media regarding unacceptable behaviour following today’s game away to Seaham Red Star.

After a brief investigation, we can confirm that Billingham Town supporter Phil Smith has received a lifetime ban from the club and has been reported to the Northern League, The FA and Cleveland Police.

Although we are delighted to see Town win, and appreciate that celebrations can occasionally go a little too far, ordering a strawberry daiquiri in a pub, with the lads, on a matchday cannot—and will not—be tolerated.

Furthermore, to ensure the club does not encourage similar behaviour in future, lager tops will no longer be served in the clubhouse.

The club considers the matter closed.

#UTT

[jason @morecjjj]

/L3mm/
[adj]
used to describe a relatively dull sense of feeling or a slow nature of events
Eg. "Chale, maye l3mm."

[The Party Animal @TheToluDaniels_]

this rhaenyra tenure worse pass tinubu own

[Billions @tundebillions]

Oyinbo fit tell you say you smell nice make e still go report you to HR say your scent too strong. Ma fo o. 😂

[L-Dopa @LolaRxstar]

Like the day I microwaved jollof rice with goat meat and someone said “oh that smells divine”.
Next day I saw a sign saying “please use downstairs microwave for ethnic food” 🌚

[Chris again @jiggyjiggaa1]

Black man no dey see when God open door for am. Because you will explain why you’ve refused to let me eat my emotional support rice and goat meat and how my depression spiked since I saw that sign.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: OpenAI reportedly caught an AI agent leaving “notes” to future versions of itself on how to escape internal constraints.

[Gabriel Agana🦍👨🏽‍⚕️ @gaagana_]

I found the closure I needed after I watched an interview where the creator of C++ said, attempting to learn everything is a waste of time. He said he always looks things up when needed..😂

[𝐌𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐲✞︎ @montero_997]

sex in exchange for loyalty and faithfulness ? i think there’s a word for it

[charley @thecharleyy]

just sad.

[re•Zorø @King0fhell_]

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[Unitree @UnitreeRobotics]

Unitree Super Athlete AS2-W 😉
Fluid movement, compact yet exceptional. Supports a continuous 16kg payload, with 30+ km unloaded driving range

[Seyed Abbas Araghchi @araghchi]

Seizing another nation's assets to pay for unrelated future claims is an incendiary precedent.

Those who celebrate or profit from such funds should remember: once governments normalize confiscation, no one's assets are safe. Ensuing chaos will not be pretty or peaceful.

[Messimerize @messimerize10]

I shed a few tears reading this

[Modola🎀🎀 @Omodolapomayo]

Baby girl: Aunty Dolapo, when is your party?
Me(lost): What party
BG: Your end of school year party
Me: Ohhh, I don’t go to school
BG: (looks confused for a minute) Oh, you don’t go to school?
Me: Yes??
BG: Is that why you’re selling fridge and pot and kettle and…
Me: Wait, I don’t understand?
BG: I want to become a Doctor, that’s why I’m going to school, so you don’t want to become a doctor that’s why you’re selling pot abi?
Me(shouts): Noooo, I went to school too but I’m done going to school
BG: So why are you not a doctor?
Me:

[Medeama SC @MedeamaSC]

📞Hold on a min.....

We are delighted to bolster our defensive options with the capture of centre-back Yaya Abdul-Raman on a three-year deal.💜💛