Christopher Moretti

GRAMMY® Nominated Recording & Mix Engineer || Saxophone

[Bijan Todd @bijan_todd]

Funniest show of all time by a wide margin

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Christopher Moretti @Moretti_3]

All time suck!

[Paul Hembekides (Hembo) @PaulHembo]

The Red Sox have played 280 three-or-more-game home series vs the Yankees since the rivalry's 1903 inception.

Boston's batting average in the most recent one (.141, 13-for-92) is the lowest of all those 280 series.

[Christopher Moretti @Moretti_3]

@GershOnline The green monster is the rare exception to the rule where it actually looks better with ads.

[Christopher Moretti @Moretti_3]

@tigers What are we swinging at?

[Christopher Moretti @Moretti_3]

@sunshinevvn This is not a double play ground ball. High, slow, and in the hole.

[Hans Fiene 🦬 @HansFiene]

This is, by the Norm Macdonald standard, the perfect joke.

[Ryan Fitzpatrick @FitzMagic_14]

I had a feeling this day would come @immaculategrid

[Boston Radio Watch®️ @bostonradio]

Jonathan Kraft sitting down with Dianna Russini tomorrow….

[Christopher Moretti @Moretti_3]

“No turn on red” is a threat to functional society

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

[Christopher Moretti @Moretti_3]

@MikeFromWoburn This is politics bro…

[Christopher Moretti @Moretti_3]

Flake Maye 😔

[Mark Dondero @MarkDondero]

I’ve never heard a greater PBP call in my life.

From the way he paints the initial picture, to the perfect inflection and rising audible tension as the ball soars through the air, to the controlled chaos in his voice once the unthinkable unfolds.

A masterpiece by Gil Santos.

[Christopher Moretti @Moretti_3]

@WillExists_

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Report: Yankees acquire Green Monster wall from left field of Fenway Park as Boston’s apathetic offseason continues

[Tweeth Mitchell @tweeth_mitchell]

This kinda character development isn't spoken about enough