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for the busby babes

[M @Morfiasco]

“They was laughing”

You attended private school and go to church on Sundays. Speak proper English

[munii @m1nuyln2]

22 YEARS THEY WAS LAUGHING AND JOKING. THEYRE NOT LAUGHING ANYMORE

[M @Morfiasco]

Not to sound bitter but winning the league on a non game day is so dry. You miss out on storming the stadium. Oh look we won the league , ah well I have to go to bed. Work awaits in the morning..

[M @Morfiasco]

We only played good football when Sir Alex was unconscious

[M @Morfiasco]

I once attended a game with a broken foot. Small cold and he’s arm-chairing…

[Sky News @SkyNews]

BREAKING: Sir Alex Ferguson taken to hospital after feeling unwell before Manchester United vs Liverpool game

https://t.co/uaAIxr47Fa

[M @Morfiasco]

@sirwick23 Big game had to log in 😁

[M @Morfiasco]

That wont count as an assist :(

[M @Morfiasco]

I spoke with the guy in the video. His son is traumatised and is on a hunger strike

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

Heartbreaking moment as an Arsenal fan begged Mikel Arteta to autograph a jersey for his son after their match against Wigan Athletic last night, but the manager turned him down and drove off without signing it. 💔

[M @Morfiasco]

Perhaps if the pretentious academics in my mentions put down the books for once they would realise my post was a joke

[M @Morfiasco]

I discovered Jorja Smith

[Oil Tycoon @DEIAgainstMoms]

No I think those other places should have open borders too.
https://t.co/5yNsq4oAiv

[M @Morfiasco]

@PepormemourSeto Funnily enough my roommate eats beef despite being a Hindu Nepali

[M @Morfiasco]

can imagine the Zaha family watching a football game and him going “the disrespect on my name 🤣 lets go down memory lane….” every time the commentator praises a winger

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨| Wilfried Zaha on Snapchat responding to claims that he wasn’t top three for pure football ability:

“Just because I was at Palace doesn’t mean I wasn’t one of the best in the world in my position.”

[M @Morfiasco]

@sammcanee Would be a good thing

[M @Morfiasco]

Tell me why I was under the impression Nepali cuisine would include seafood…

It’s a landlocked country.

[dr. alicia andrzejewski (she/her) @aliciaandrz]

one time a group of students came up to me after class to ask why my dissertation was embargoed because they wanted to read it. I told them it was embargoed for this very reason.

[M @Morfiasco]

@aliciaandrz How do I get a research assistant role. Please assist me

[M @Morfiasco]

@fa1ii_ No I don’t I meant I forgot about this app

[M @Morfiasco]

I’ve emailed my professor I read his conference paper from 2006 … this research assistant job is about to be secured

[M @Morfiasco]

@paraparraUTD Stealing taxpayers’ money

[M @Morfiasco]

One small threat from bandits and he’s out to seek asylum. But its people in war zones who should stay and die

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Exiled! I've Been Forced To Leave the UK After ISIS Threat!!

Please support me and my family here - https://t.co/AbDrtXo6b3

Following intelligence that my name appears in an ISIS linked publication, described as the group’s equivalent to Al-Qaeda’s Inspire magazine, I've been forced to leave the United Kingdom indefinitely.

Fears for my family’s safety and the risk of being targeted by extremists, remaining in the UK would endanger me those around me.