Morgan Beckmon

I believe in grace and choice.

[Paul Palmeri @ThisPaul]

Gender reveal party? Is that when the doctor tells you “it’s a boy” and you go “cool” and then tell people normally like adults?

[Morgan Beckmon @MorgBear62]

So after we get through this whole covid thing, do we just all form one big line at Claire’s to get our ears re-pierced? What’s the plan here?

[Morgan Beckmon @MorgBear62]

@realzekemorgan Apparently he gave himself bonus points.

[Morgan Beckmon @MorgBear62]

Can I just say... I administer this DEMENTIA SCREENER (the MOCA) daily, and none of this is true.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Oh my god.

[Sara Phillips @Sara_JPhillips]

I like wearing a mask, no grown man has asked me to smile in months.

[Morgan Beckmon @MorgBear62]

#worxlandroidsweepstakes

[jodie @jodieegrace]

imagine trying to explain this video to someone 3 months ago

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Cashier: and would you like to donate to childrens cancer research?

Me: not today

Cashier: say it

Me: what?

Cashier: say "I dont want to donate to childrens cancer research"

Me: ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵈᵒⁿᵃᵗᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵃⁿᶜᵉʳ ʳᵉˢᵉᵃʳᶜʰ

Cashier: now spit in my face

[Micah Fries @micahfries]

Christmas reminder: The clerk at the store failing to say, “Merry Christmas” is not persecution and growling back, “Merry Christmas” in response to them is not evangelism.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

in all ways except physical I am a little mouse cozily tucked into a sardine box under a comfy blanket made out of cotton I nicked from a pillow, eating a stolen scone and drinking elderberry wine from a thimble while a winter storm rages outside.

[Morgan Beckmon @MorgBear62]

“Those who do not risk, do not snack.” If anyone’s wondering what to get me for Christmas, it’s a mug with that quote on it. Thank you.

[Miguel Wattson TNAQ @EelectricMiguel]

In the Amazon, where you normally find me, there's usually a lot of sediment, so it's not always clear. Fortunately, I "see" by discharging low levels of electricity. Also, Brazilian Portuguese has a saying that covers our situation, nicely: "Não ver um palmo diante do nariz."

[Miguel Wattson TNAQ @EelectricMiguel]

ICYMI, here's a video of yours truly attempting to use my discharges to power the lights on a Christmas tree. (SPOILER ALERT ::: Of course I pull it off. My phenomenal cosmic — well, bio-electric — power is basically limitless.)

[Morgan Beckmon @MorgBear62]

@AudreyLucille OMG LITERALLY DID THE SAME THING THIS MORNINF

[jensen kendall @jensenmares]

He constantly thinks the screen door is closed, so we have to pretend to open it for him to come inside

[Morgan Beckmon @MorgBear62]

@jabush Your parents are the cutest. Always.

[Morgan Beckmon @MorgBear62]

@realzekemorgan My school fight song was “Jump On It” and our school song was “Aura Lee” by Elvis Presley.

[Morgan Beckmon @MorgBear62]

@hannahflanary Old navy, muh dude.

[Morgan Beckmon @MorgBear62]

@CasON_CasOFF @Buckel_up @karly_ash All while making your home smell like pumpkin spice. What a miracle!