Captain Booty Cheeks

Fabulous trash. St. Bonaventure University ‘17 (she/her/hers)

[Captain Booty Cheeks @MorgG33]

“I’m here for a good time, not a long time” -me when I leave the party 5 hours early to go to bed

[I Follow Women @iFollowWomenOnX]

Pride Month 2 has begun.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Zohran Mamdani walks the 57th annual NYC Pride march:

“Fighting for Queer New Yorkers”

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Mexico is officially the only team at the 2026 World Cup to win all three of its group-stage matches without conceding a goal.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Yeah, this has been very sudden and I’m trying to adjust. Asking for privacy as I ascend.

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[anna @charliekclly]

DANNY DEVITO DEFEATS HOMOPHOBIA

[mary morgan @maryarchived]

she spent 12 hours to cook up a line like “you made a mess, i was the janitor”

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

im just someone’s weird sister

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

ngl i was faded lmao

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[mika @mikasagrada]

As vezes eu me atraso pq eu fico assim por muito tempo

[jazz chisholm’s cleats @JazzJizzholmJr]

You sick motherfucker

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[Shrek @Shrek]

Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'

[Captain Booty Cheeks @MorgG33]

Thanks, how about some money

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today’s Supreme Court decision effectively guts a key pillar of the Voting Rights Act, freeing state legislatures to gerrymander legislative districts to systematically dilute and weaken the voting power of racial minorities - so long as they do it under the guise of “partisanship” rather than explicit “racial bias.” And it serves as just one more example of how a majority of the current Court seems intent on abandoning its vital role in ensuring equal participation in our democracy and protecting the rights of minority groups against majority overreach.

The good news is that such setbacks can be overcome. But that will only happen if citizens across the country who cherish our democratic ideals continue to mobilize and vote in record numbers - not just in the upcoming midterms or in high profile races, but in every election and every level.

[Captain Booty Cheeks @MorgG33]

NOOOOOOO

[Captain Booty Cheeks @MorgG33]

This one’s somber, so it’s okay to cry. It’s called “He Layeth On High” and it’s about a big baby duck who got his head stuck in a stewed tomato… so hold onto your hats