Doktor Jones

Lawyer, seamstress, rugby juggernaut.

[Doktor Jones @Morgalaneous]

What am I going to be bigoted about when I get old? Robots? Vampires?

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I'm finally watching The Witcher... an annoyingly cheerful bard tags along with a grumpy super human warrior merc accidental hero and big loyal horse... with magical races and renaissance faire wardrobe... this is Dude Xena.

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@piperewan Hellooooo! You're fur baby sticker photo still adorns my sewing machine :)

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Stand/sit up straight. Take a deep breath. Drink a glass of water.

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@seananmcguire Cosplaying Captain Pete :)

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There is NO REASON why it should take OVER A MONTH to turn on internet that is ALREADY INSTALLED and was just turned off last week. As soon as your monopoly is busted up I will be GONE #consolidatedcommunications

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@QuickenLoans I have gotten 5 spam emails from you just today. This can't be helping you as its RIDICULOUSLY annoying. I dont know who sold you my email address. Wish I did.

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I really don't understand shopping for shoes by gender... I dont wear my shoes on my genitals

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It's about to be the bad time, when I have to run without her bc her paw's still healing... I feel the same way, babydog.

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Oh Market Basket, the things you say...

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Crap. I just realized halfway through them that I didn't need to agonize over what to say in my wedding thank you cards because my handwriting is illegible so no one will be able to read them anyway...

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I am stupid excited to do some Happiness Project cleaning while watching new episodes of Queer Eye

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Wow, just saw an airbnb that says "cigarette smoking permitted outside, 420 friendly inside" If I ever rent out a room of my house, there will be NO smoking inside, & no vaping if your vape has any scent/flavor crap added....and maybe no cologne or perfume...nm, just stay away...

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I'm trying to weed out clothes, shoes, and accessories I dont really wear but in my life, "this could come in handy for a rugby party costume someday" is a legit reason to keep something.

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They're making a new Charlie's Angels movie remake... with Kristen Stewart? Aren't we all suffering enough right now?

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Perhaps I would hate the insanity workout less if I didn't start each one thinking "I hate you, Shawn T." #chooseyourattitude

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Post workout garage shavasana

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Nothing says "rebel" like taking your bike to the pharmacy to pick up you prescription toothpaste

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avoiding the Facebook today is working out well so far.... the internet gave us this <3

[iAmMoshow - The Cat Rapper ™ @iammoshow]

We missed yall but your favorite cat duo is back!

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Mom: "You don't want her to get hangry."
Frank: "I know the hangry meter! She just ate so I have like 2 hours of relative safety... unless she sees a pickle..."

My husband knows me well... <3