the year is 2050, stuart little is president, the 10 year world war led by shrek & thanos has ended. old town road has reached its 1,615th week at number one and brother nature has stopped global warming. the world is at peace.
friend: why is there an enormous hole on the side of your house
me: ugh. it’s my biggest pet peeve
friend: this happens so often that it’s actually a pet peeve of yours?
[all the sudden a 60 foot tall dog runs towards us through the yard]
me: no. it’s my biggest pet, Peeve
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