Morgan Benedict

Actor, aerialist, & self proclaimed glitter connoisseur.

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@stfutaran 🙋🏼‍♀️

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Tell me why I felt GULITY and APOLOGIZED to my dr today because my thyroid isn’t cooperating? 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Arts Club Theatre Company @theArtsClub]

We register our shock and dismay at the latest order, which allows every business already operational under the previous order to remain so with the exception of live theatre.

Read our full open letter to the Honourable Minister Adrian Dix here: https://t.co/EzimsuzCHl

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B’s love language is probably most prominently shown in his growing ability to run me the most perfect brag worthy bubble baths, and immaculate timing in refilling my wine glass and brining me snacks while I take multiple hour long baths.

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I’m not ready! 😭🤩

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

folklore will have 16 songs on the standard edition, but the physical deluxe editions will include a bonus track “the lakes.” Because this is my 8th studio album, I made 8 deluxe CDs & 8 deluxe vinyls available for 1 week😄 Each has unique covers & photos https://t.co/zSHpnhUlLb

[Morgan Benedict @MorganBenedict]

I’ve been listening to the same 35 mins of my audio book for almost 3 weeks now because I haven’t accepted that I am almost finished the series. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Morgan Benedict @MorganBenedict]

Did I know anything about bikes before spending the money? Nope. Did I ride it before paying for it? Nope. Did I buy it simply because I thought it was cute? You betcha I did. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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So turns out I only win 24 hr auction items when I don’t put any weight on ACTUALLY winning the object. 🤷🏼‍♀️ a short story on how I am now a bike owner.

[Morgan Benedict @MorganBenedict]

When I was 12 I accidentally drove my bike into a ditch. And ever since that summer I have sworn off bike riding, literally never ridden on one since. So what did I do today? Bid on a bike and won. Why? Not sure. Will I ride it? Also not sure.

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@jamesmacdo That couldn’t be more acturate in today’s world 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Last night B said “keep that up and we are not going to Disney” but really the only important part of that is “we are going to Disney” 💁🏼‍♀️

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@ThePointyKitty Uh oh Nearer My God to Thee just started playing. It was nice knowing you. ✌🏻

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Having flashbacks to Drowning Girls as B rewarms my bath using the kettle. Maybe I’ll do a little synchro routine while I’m at it. 🤿🛁

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Sounds like this chicks summer theatre work got funding for virtual theatre this summer! 🍾

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In case anyone is still invested in this: 799 likes on this post.

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Is this what being famous feels like? 582 likes and counting. This is it. My 5 minutes of virtual fame.

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Update: the post has over 700 likes now...umm what? I mean, I know I am funny, but didn’t think I was THAT funny. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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So because no one will actually get to see all the effort I put in (except B would says I wear to much makeup anyways) I needed to tweet about it. To broadcast to the world that I did in fact get dressed today.

[Morgan Benedict @MorganBenedict]

Today I had a shower, did my hair AND makeup only to find out that the masterclass via zoom I was taking wasn’t going to be turning on our cameras so I could have stayed in my robe and glasses without fear...

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@stfutaran Your face. I like it. Thanks for having that face. Also, I miss you!