Morgan Brennan

WSU Alum

[Sam Dylan Finch @samdylanfinch]

is it burnout? ADHD? the trauma of an ongoing pandemic? capitalism? climate crisis?

just kidding it's all of these things and the only answer I've got for us is "go lay down"

[Geeky Waffle Network @Geeky_Waffle]

Today we are all Leslie Knope.

[NASA @NASA]

We have liftoff. History is made as @NASA_Astronauts launch from @NASAKennedy for the first time in nine years on the @SpaceX Crew Dragon:

[fairy crust @fairycrust]

me at the red light with the person that cut me off in traffic 20 seconds ago

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :)

You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!

[Morgan Brennan @morganbrennan]

I cast my Heisman ballot for #GardnerMinshew! Click the player you think deserves the Heisman House vote. (📍@NissanUSA)

[Pitch @pitchjokes]

new lacroix flavors!
-transported in a truck near bananas
-hint of hint of lime
-single skittle dissolved in water
-shy watermelon
-imagine like, a strawberry but with low battery

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

I often ask myself what is the purpose of our lives and I conclude that life's purpose is to be happy. We have no guarantee what will happen in the future, but we live in hope. That's what keeps us going.

[David Harbour @DavidKHarbour]

Internet, listen...
I’m a giver. I give and I give.
But now I need you.
I need 200k retweets to go dance with penguins.
Please internet.
Please retweet THIS TWEET.
Please.
A man needs his ‘guins. https://t.co/YN1XRrPGhp

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

Before 2017 ends I would like to say...
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That’s hot

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

As we count down to the new year, we get to reflect and prepare for what’s ahead. For all the bad news that seemed to dominate our collective consciousness, there are countless stories from this year that remind us what's best about America.

[Jacob Atkins @atkins_jacob1]

Since I’m bored and 2017 was full of negative news stories, I’ve found some positive stories you probably didn’t hear about.

A thread:

[Fazoli's @Fazolis]

1 RETWEET = 1 POUND OF PASTA DONATED TO @feedthechildren. Let's help those in need this Holiday season (ends 12/31/2017). #FeedtheChildren #Fazolis #10kpoundchallenge #FridayFeeling

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

I’m thankful for big dogs and small dogs, young dogs and old dogs, dogs with great floof, and dogs with no floof, dogs who protecc, dogs who attacc, and dogs who snacc, dogs with wheels and dogs who heel, dogs who save lives and dogs who high five... I’m thankful for dogs

[Morgan Brennan @morganbrennan]

#BeKindToElephants 🐘 https://t.co/WNKsFLHbrX

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Please retweet & use #BeKindToElephants, and for everyone who does, we’ll make a donation to The David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust. @DSWT