is it burnout? ADHD? the trauma of an ongoing pandemic? capitalism? climate crisis?
just kidding it's all of these things and the only answer I've got for us is "go lay down"
I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :)
You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!
new lacroix flavors!
-transported in a truck near bananas
-hint of hint of lime
-single skittle dissolved in water
-shy watermelon
-imagine like, a strawberry but with low battery
I often ask myself what is the purpose of our lives and I conclude that life's purpose is to be happy. We have no guarantee what will happen in the future, but we live in hope. That's what keeps us going.
Internet, listen...
I’m a giver. I give and I give.
But now I need you.
I need 200k retweets to go dance with penguins.
Please internet.
Please retweet THIS TWEET.
Please.
A man needs his ‘guins. https://t.co/YN1XRrPGhp
As we count down to the new year, we get to reflect and prepare for what’s ahead. For all the bad news that seemed to dominate our collective consciousness, there are countless stories from this year that remind us what's best about America.
I’m thankful for big dogs and small dogs, young dogs and old dogs, dogs with great floof, and dogs with no floof, dogs who protecc, dogs who attacc, and dogs who snacc, dogs with wheels and dogs who heel, dogs who save lives and dogs who high five... I’m thankful for dogs