Morgan Buursma

I ain’t got no Snapchat homie I think it’s too personal that’s what I got twitter for

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Kyle just said that felt like the Super Bowl lol

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@racketralph thinking differently of you now….

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My houseplants watching me put water in the espresso machine

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@maddiecurryy Only bad if you see mold

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The second I walk into a Barnes and noble I have to poop

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One time when I was in like 6th grade my friends little brother came up to me and says “I didn’t know girls could have mustaches too” and that was one of the most humbling experiences to say the least

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If Benadryl touches my lips I’m asleep

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You there @ChefBoyRK1 ?

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I heard if you jump in the Chicago river you’ll get electrocuted

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It’s so crazy that pickles have zero calories if you really think about it

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@maddiecurryy so basic

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@JOEthegoatALLEN Yup! Couldn’t agree more

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I perpetually feel like I’m 2 to 3 good back cracks from knowing true peace

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Who’s worse….Sally walker or sally foster?

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Still not to the stage in my life where my mom expects me to bring a dish to thanksgiving and for that I’m grateful

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Kinda feel like British people sing with American accents?

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Do you say creak or crik

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This bish be prettyyyyyy 😘

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

i don’t use a wallet i carry a SINGLE LOOSE DEBIT CARD that i misplace once a day which just adds to my overall lack of control over everything in my life