Morgan

[Morgan @MorganC_14]

It feels like you do all of this work to get their teeth all in and then they just all fall out 😂

[Morgan @MorganC_14]

My Dad’s phone charger was missing from his office, so he came straight to me and honestly I’m offended. But I did have it 😇

[Morgan @MorganC_14]

Sometimes I feel like a grown up, and then sometimes I’m dropping a sippy cup to George from the balcony (post bedtime) thinking, who let us live here on our own 😂

[Morgan @MorganC_14]

In today’s nature event, we just saw a male turkey chasing a female through the backyard and Cam goes, look, they’re playing tag!

[Morgan @MorganC_14]

I just hosted my first full moon party and it was so much fun

[Morgan @MorganC_14]

Today one of my friends said her husband told her to stop talking about him with the girls so much and her response to him was, stop giving me so much content then 💀💀💀

[Morgan @MorganC_14]

Yesterday I got called out in the office for saying “ OMG so funny” when I’m not actually fully listening to a story or when I don’t actually think something is funny so now I need a new response stat

[Morgan @MorganC_14]

Shoutout to Jade at the @USPS Chippewa/South Bend for finding our lost package and making a 5 year old very happy!

[Morgan @MorganC_14]

That tweet may be a direct reflection of where my mental state is right now after spending the last three weeks moving my house and my office. Wouldn’t recommend doing both at the same time ha

[Morgan @MorganC_14]

I’m at the point now where if someone wants to steal my car while I run into Starbucks I’m just gonna let them. I’m in the first spot, I’m not locking my car. I’m not taking my purse. I’m not taking my keys. I’m running inside and getting my order and I’m coming back out.

[Morgan @MorganC_14]

Cam was spazzing about the Easter Bunny coming tonight (he’s terrified), so I had to text him (aka @lmstout) and tell him to leave the Easter basket on the porch again. She always plays along like a champ.

[Morgan @MorganC_14]

I solemnly swear to never go to grape road on a Friday before a holiday again. Holy hell.

[Morgan @MorganC_14]

Does every family have a favorite product that everyone in the family uses and without a question just has? The Caurro family’s would be Seven Dust for bugs. We just had some ants in the office and at the same time we were all just like- Seven Dust.

[Morgan @MorganC_14]

Trying to wake up while checking all the cameras

[Morgan @MorganC_14]

Nothing like being jolted awake by the work alarm going off at 1am from the wind (I think. I hope.) 🙃

[Morgan @MorganC_14]

I always get so mad when my stapler runs out of staples. Like it’s a personal attack against me. But I guess there never really is a “good time” to run out of staples, so I just need to chill 😂

[Morgan @MorganC_14]

Saw a bit black spider run behind my laptop and now it’s gone. Nightmare fuel 😵‍💫

[Morgan @MorganC_14]

@darcimy Hahaha love it!!

[Morgan @MorganC_14]

I always tell George, I wish you could make a setting to never hear a certain artist again. Like, if I could spend the rest of my life never hearing a Sam Smith or Ed Sheeran song (radio, Spotify, Sirius XM, etc) that would be great. What would yours be?

[Morgan @MorganC_14]

Honestly, one of the most challenging things for me living in a neighborhood now is going to be not speeding and making everyone hate me lol