the most annoying thing about the male population is that they ask questions they'd already know the answer to if they would have listened to what you said 5 minutes ago
When I’m not trying to go to sleep, the sound of Matt snoring is oddly comforting to me but as soon as I’m ready to close my eyes I want to elbow him in the nose
the ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. idk who she is but she is a monster she is not fit for human interaction