Morgan

[Morgan @MorganCashmer]

the most annoying thing about the male population is that they ask questions they'd already know the answer to if they would have listened to what you said 5 minutes ago

[Morgan @MorganCashmer]

It’s been almost a year and I still can’t believe I get to be his momma🥹🫶🏻

[Morgan @MorganCashmer]

I ordered my baby’s first birthday invitations today and I am unwell

[Morgan @MorganCashmer]

@LindsayLinley Pencilling you in for another 3 months from now when I *may* be ready to do something without my baby again 🤣

[Morgan @MorganCashmer]

Matt and I get to go on a date for the first time in 3 months next weekend and I am giddy like it’s our first date ever

[Morgan @MorganCashmer]

✨nothing✨ feels better than my baby leaning in for kisses when I didn’t even ask him for any

[Morgan @MorganCashmer]

@Henry5Matt I can’t even blame them tho. He’s the shit

[Morgan @MorganCashmer]

When I’m not trying to go to sleep, the sound of Matt snoring is oddly comforting to me but as soon as I’m ready to close my eyes I want to elbow him in the nose

[Morgan @MorganCashmer]

I really lucked out and live with the man that always has me dying laughing @Henry5Matt 🫶🏻

[solé @layxsnv]

I like hanging around ppl that have me dying laughing 😂😂 I love to laugh

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. idk who she is but she is a monster she is not fit for human interaction

[Morgan @MorganCashmer]

🤍🎄Just out here raising a perfect lil babe with my best friend🎄🤍

[Morgan @MorganCashmer]

Bc whew these patients have been off the chain lately

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

Being PROFESSIONAL is hard sometimes, BECAUSE WHO TF ARE YOU TALKING TO 🥴🥴🥴😭

[Morgan @MorganCashmer]

I lost sleep last night over the little sleepies sale and if that doesn’t scream “mom” idk what does

[Morgan @MorganCashmer]

He was a terrible napper and crabby boy for his first Halloween but Mommy got to soak up some sweet snuggles so it was a good day🎃🤍

[Morgan @MorganCashmer]

Mom guilt has me feeling like every mom besides me should be able to do something for fun without their kid(s) every now and then

[Morgan @MorganCashmer]

@Henry5Matt @ja_hottsauce Ok but you nasty for not washing the sheets before getting back in your bed after knowing someone else fucked in it🤣

[Morgan @MorganCashmer]

If I had a dollar for every kiss I gave my baby, Matt and I could afford to quit our jobs and live comfortably bc I simply cannot stop

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me at home: i need to get outta this house

me out: see I knew I should’ve stayed the fuck home

[Morgan @MorganCashmer]

I remember being pregnant and afraid I’d have an ugly baby but I ended up with this perfect boy and I still can’t believe he’s mine🥹🫶🏻

[Morgan @MorganCashmer]

Trying to be a big boy and hold his bottle but also still wants to hold Daddy’s hand🥹🫶🏻

Miss my guys so much when I’m at work

[Morgan @MorganCashmer]

Lol’d this morning when I heard Matt packing for his trip and he got out his suitcase aka Walmart sack

Why are men the way they are?