Morgan Gozzo

you’re gold, baby. solid gold. • Virginia Tech alum • she/her

[Morgan Gozzo @MorganGozzo]

Happy national girlfriends day to all the guys who hit up other girls in the 36 hour time span between breaking up with their girlfriend and getting back with them

[David @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[Ned @NheddieGetsFit]

The leading cause of death in pregnant women is HOMICIDE.
And now North Carolina wants to hand men who don't want to be fathers a get-out-of-jail-free card: just claim she was trying to get an abortion.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

So they wanna make it legal for men (cause let’s be real) to murder women who are pregnant.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

Oh, so a rapist can impregnate a woman against her will and then legally kill her if she tries to get an abortion. Republicans hate women.

[stace 🐞 @staystaystace]

it gets worse every fucking damn day

[you aint got no job tommy! @AceRedBand1t]

And don’t give people your expired cans of food either!

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

To be so extremely clear, letting poor families and children learn about marine biology is a pure good that helps society as a whole. These people want poor people to suffer merely for being poor

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

it’s B. i refuse to participate in the perverse culture that insists we leave the oxford comma behind.

[Boppa 🧟‍♂️ @ihatebbls]

Twitter will explode if Kirby Smart comes out next and says people in Mississippi can’t drive

[Guido @heyyguido]

Pregnancy related deaths have jumped 56% in Texas since the abortion bans by the way. But sure keep believing this party gives a fuck about women.

[Max @Juicewag]

So Republicans can gerrymander the entire south in a matter of 2 days but when Dems take it to an actual vote (and win) it gets tossed. Great fucking country we have. 👍

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

i know a super hot shower is bad for your skin and hair but being boiled alive is important for my mental health

[Victor 🦇 @himbo_chico]

one of the most annoying things i learned was that coke zero was created & branded a certain way because coca-cola realized men werent buying diet coke because they considered it a “girls drink”. products like these are created largely because men are stupid, fragile, and sexist.

[cow @cowincrisis]

thank you @googlemaps

[Devan Kaney @Devan_Kaney]

elite reference here

[Maggie Lovitt @maggieofthetown]

You really thought you could fuck with the state with the state motto “sic semper tyrannis” and a state flag with a badass warrior lady with her titty out stepping on a man?

[취한무드등💡 @drunk_mood_lamp]

반고흐는 어쩌면 진짜 목성을 봤던걸지도 몰라

[masha @masha_slp]

shoutout to me in 5 years. i bet she’s doing amazing and i am rooting for her

[N-35 @PsychotronicCty]

Balto didn't run his ass through 53 miles of bullshit Alaskan blizzard and get turned into a stuffed animal for y'all to be anti-vaxx.